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"Arcane Shot" ✨

Prize for Thiadi for winning the giveaway on my Boosty 💜

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Can you at least give an "it depends" option and also a "lol richard knaak" option?

Alright I got more likes than I was expecting talking abt doing this, so we're going to play 'Is the writing sexist?'

A woman is ripped from her home, turned into a monster, and tortured by a man who intends to use her to kill her more successful younger brother. When she's saved, her trauma is more or less forgotten about as she's made an accessory to another man, reduced to just standing silently beside him when he shows up.

Reblog for a larger sample size and whatnot.

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Wait, who on earth is this about?

The answer is like "it depends" but also "lol dudewriting", basically.

Alright I got more likes than I was expecting talking abt doing this, so we're going to play 'Is the writing sexist?'

A woman is ripped from her home, turned into a monster, and tortured by a man who intends to use her to kill her more successful younger brother. When she's saved, her trauma is more or less forgotten about as she's made an accessory to another man, reduced to just standing silently beside him when he shows up.

Reblog for a larger sample size and whatnot.

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Girl, that happened 4986 Apexis crystals ago.

Honestly if Khadgar started demanding blue items from us to eat would any of us even bat an eye.

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He's either finally going to be a major character in this arc, or just not show up at all.

What's the over under on Arator showing up in TWW. It's like significantly less than half right.

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Man, that's what I get for focusing on the "Anduin being miserable" parts and not the Sylvanas bits, because I missed that implication.

Contra that one meme everyone loves, a world where she and Nate adopted Voss would have been interesting. Or if Vereesa actually gave in and let her turn her and the kids. Or any number of scenarios, really.

Alleria probably thinks she's a "fun mom"

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The "fun mom" of that trio would be Sylvanas and she'd be right.

Also Lirath.

Alleria probably thinks she's a "fun mom"

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So when you want to turn your experience off, the icon it uses is... the Defias mask. Blizzard what is the meaning of this???

#defias brotherhood

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How the fuck are his keycaps still so nice. There is no way in hell a keyboard that old should still have all of its lettering visible unless he replaced them, but the then they ALSO have a layer of what looks like carefully aged grime on them.

Ripping off the caps lock/windows keys is a neat hack, though.

Samwise Didier retiring, I'm posting his 27+ year old keyboard

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The fact that Anduin/Knaifu could well be On... the possibilities are staggering.

#anduin wrynn #xal'atath

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Link?

New Anduin click on quotes datamined: if you click on him enough he starts getting a PTSD episode because you keep touching him

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I mean.

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They really just came out and made World of Warcraft: Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, huh?

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I think they'd make way more money doing Classic Plus, but it's Blizzard, who knows.

do people really think they're gonna do cataclysm classic? like...i can't say i'd be surprised if they did bc people would play it but doesnt that sort of defeat the purpose of classic wow. and if they do cata, where will it stop? would they do mists? WOD? i think it needs to stop at wrath

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That One Chinese Guild, though.

Got jump scared opening a chest

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Anyone who thinks the WoW of today and the WoW of 20 years ago are the same game wasn't playing 20 years ago, even if they've played some "classic".

Also lol if you can't handle heroic neltharus as a guardian druid in current catchup gear completely solo you're a weak scrub who ain't shit and doesn't understand what the shields along the first corridor are for. In fact, it's proof positive you never did BWL when it was anything remotely resembling progression/current tier content and did not understand what the actual lesson of BWL was. neltharion tutorialized us well, by elune!

Like there was a lot of tutorializing shit in BWL (decursing lol, the importance of crafting/utility classes and running a bench/still doing some old content for ie onyxia cloaks), but there was one profoundly overwhelming game mechanic that BWL was designed not even necessarily by gods but by the very Spirit of Triangle to teach people and it governs everything that went wrong in that little anecdote.

Words of a tank who pulled all the trash to the 1st boss in heroic neltharus without waiting for everyone to load into the dungeon

#world of warcraft

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So which series is the first one?

The mating rituals are intricate, very intricate. (I hunt down the guy who roughed you up for sport after you say you didn't want to see me)