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i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

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i ordered an extra large scratching post for my cat cuz he's pretty tall and i hear it's important to have something tall enough for them to fully stretch out and scratch

i failed to fully conceptualize how large this thing actually was

↑vincent the cat and his fucking Obelisk

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I think this is a great idea.

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Christian Boomer comics at Christmas: mean-spirited, a downer, whiny, “yelled about red Starbucks cups” energy

Jewish Boomer comics at Christmas: DELIGHTFUL

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creepy crawler hour starts NOW

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did u know u can pet me and call me cute

you will experience the funny surprise I do!

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Eddie jokingly says "that's what my mom always says" one night and Venom is just. So confused by it.

""Eddie, I thought your mother was dead"" they say.

He responds, "She is, Ven."

Venom, even more confused, "you are laughing about this, Eddie? When Cletus Kasady mentioned your mother we were... hurting. Sad.... I do not understand."

Eddie blinks a few times and sits down with a sigh. "It does hurt, Venom, yeah. It's just... sometimes I just laugh about it to cope, you know? Makes it hurt less if I can laugh." Venom still looks confused so Eddie is like, "it's okay when I make a joke or a comment, but not when someone else does. Because it's me- it's My mom. Not theirs. It's like.... how you and I are allowed to call each other loser, but other people aren't. You know?"

Venom frowns at him, but nods and presses his forehead against Eddie's. "Don't like when other people call you loser, Eddie."

Eddie smiles at Venom, then. "Thanks, Vee."

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Secret extra option in tags? S u r e

#no i dont sleep

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i stole this from twitter

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Spoilers for the latest episode of The Orville below.

Keep reading

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Trekkies against replicators /j

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It’s with a heavy heart that I have to say, my baby Thor passed away at about 12:15 this morning. He was always a very good boy and was surrounded by love and cuddles in his last moments. I don’t think I’ll ever meet a dog quite like him. I’ll miss you bubba.

2013-2023

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That bit of extra dialogue from Kratos when you summon the wolves immediately after the first time and he goes "I . . . wanted to see the wolves again." Also post game if you try to re-visit the Norns, Mimir asks why and he's like, "I thought Atreus would like the horse."

This man is just a giant softie and lets Atreus keep all the animals he brings home you can't convince me otherwise

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uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

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