crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.
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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
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i wish I was Canadian girl. i wiold watch trailer park boys and eat kraft dinner. i would smoke weed and visit tim hortons. i would hunt moose and fight off grizzly bear
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I feel like you really like Vriska as a character when Homestuck was popular
I hated her actually lmao
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Oh to be lounging upon a silk pillow at the base of her black throne while she strokes my hair and sentences yet another cruel merchant to the gallows
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Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth
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sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
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the "gifted kid" to "likes being called stupid in a sexual way" pipeline
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