A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
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I let my pussy makes my decisions, call that clitical thinking
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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mournfully putting on my shoes and socks and going outs*de
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‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
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i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.
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