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my sense of humor is WASTED on my coworkers

#whenever a little dog jumps up at me i say ahhh im getting mauled oh no!! #because i think its funny #but yesterday when i said that my new coworker was like '??'

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

#being a little too cold: hmm Blanket Time #being a little too hot: i want to rip off my skin

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oh that's v interesting :D how about one good thing + one bad thing about yalls source?

hmm

isla: good thing is Flying. bad thing is allergic to iron

eli: good thing is homophobia and shit didn't exist. but neither did minecraft :(

jake: good thing: i could do drugs in source. bad thing: i could do drugs in source

luke: good thing: ouppy. bad thing a lot of people didn't like that i was ouppy :(

may: good thing: sexy as hell. bad thing: horrible diet

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Favorite underrated source thing?

Timeloop? (if applicable, wasn't sure same person/people with tags on the ask for source stuff)

-Foxy

okay so eli just said "COCK" so i guess that's. his answer to that. in my (isla) opinion it's festivals although idk if that counts as underrated. edyn said "my horse <3"

okay so hi it's alisha again and the short version is. when i was a Young Adult i had a mentor who was overall very kind but Took No Shit. however i was a child and wanted to see how far i could take that. also being a bitch is inherent to my being. so. i kept Pestering Mildly until he was like girl i Will put you in a Chore Timeloop. i did not think he could actually do it. i was wrong 👍 had to wash the same fucking dishes 30 days in a row sisyphus style. to be fair he did warn me i probably deserved it-

looking back it's funny though

#asked if eli meant cockatrice meat or dick and he refused to clarify so #thanks for the ask!

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if there's no problems with me asking, what is a source?

ofc! basically it's where you come from/the guy you're based off. so a fictive's source would be their show/movie/book, a factive's source would be the person they're a factive of, etc. we're mostly paratives so usually when we say source we're referencing the paracosm (in oversimplified terms, paracosm = daydream world, parative = introject of a para, para = daydream character)

a source can be anything and ppl can have varying levels of connections to it ranging from Yeah That's Me to Not At All

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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

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how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

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having ppl treat you poorly in your formative years will have you saying shit like “thank you for listening to me and respecting my boundaries” 🤦‍♀️

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please ask us source questions i want to ramble about things

#any questions are okay #i need an excuse to ramble needlessly. vibrating

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the inherent homoeroticism of "no one gets to kill you but me"

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to clarify

yes he was over twice my size. however i had over a century of mental illness on him

the game was arm wrestling

i won because he threw up first

(i also threw up. but managed to wait until i got outside)

pixie powder is. yknow the tinkerbell pixie dust shit. pretty much that. its Drugs. you can dissolve it in water to make some really fucking sweet drug juice. ive seen people snort it but it gets absolutely everywhere and it's like glitter you can't ever clean it up istg

you can also dissolve it into alcoholic drinks. can =/= should

the next day was Not great. actually i'm not sure if it was even the next day. for all i know i couldve passed out for like 3 days. who knows tbh

don't. don't be like me

gotten complaints for randomly saying things that happened in my source that are "outrageous". not my fault yall have never won a drinking contest with an orc while also high on pixie powder

#chaos chitters #alisha.txt #drug use mention #ask to tag

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Heyo, as a plural system who we are pretty sure is plenty older than y'all, I want to say a genuine thank you for calling us out on some bullshit. You were right to do so and it's good for us to be checked sometimes and be reminded not everyone knows the same stuff we do, nor do they have the same privilege we do. We appreciate y'all and this is a big reason we enjoy following y'all and other younger plurals/people in general! We have a lot to learn from y'all.

:) appreciated !

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#i'm going to have a heart attack

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WHAT THE FUCK, ALISHA

gotten complaints for randomly saying things that happened in my source that are "outrageous". not my fault yall have never won a drinking contest with an orc while also high on pixie powder

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gotten complaints for randomly saying things that happened in my source that are "outrageous". not my fault yall have never won a drinking contest with an orc while also high on pixie powder

#chaos chitters #that was a fun day #the day after wasnt #but

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eli: YOU CAN'T JUST CASUALLY MENTION YOU WERE PUT IN A TIME LOOP

alisha: it was only for like a month

eli: ?!?!??!?

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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

#other: do not annoy your mentor or he will make you do house chores in a timeloop 👍 #looking back it was really funny #at the time it was annoying as hell #to be fair. he did warn me #but being an ass is enrichment for me