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shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

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I asked what shape this supposed to be, but they didn't respond

#my panis

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test

edit: DO NOT VOTE BASED ON THE VIBES OF THE FLUIDS 😭

#melancholic w/ 15 & sanguine behind by 2 :)

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i love misspellings of the word 'penis'. my pemis. my fucking pesis. myfuckig peanus. my pentis.

#orignaletti

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lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion

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it’s never too late!!!!!!! to text them back. to drink enough water today. to get into a skincare routine. to learn the piano or how to paint!! to learn winged eyeliner. to tell them how u feel. to start getting fitter. to get changed or brush your teeth or shower today. to read that book or watch that show everyone was talking about years ago. to turn an acquaintance into a friend. if u don’t start somewhere u won’t go anywhere at all.

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fucked up and evil

#thats a fuckin macaroni noodle that aint no cashew #cashews are comma-shaped

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GOOD NIGHT

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this is the best sentence ever typed

#idk why but wehn i saw that image i thought of that one fuckign asmr porn thing where the guy is like. ig j/u/o #and then he just starts turning you into a fuckib pulp

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a wip of miss Aphrodite hadesgame that people on twitter seemed to like for some reason....

Support me on Patreon! i would love to quit my fuck ass job! I post very enticing things on there! 👀

#wowza.......

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me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society

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part of me feels bad for having to constantly recount coins, but then again, it wasn't my idea to give $11 exclusively in coins to a simple cashier instead of, idk, a bank or something

#orignaletti

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