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curious with USAmericans in mind but feel free to answer regardless: what’s ur go to supermarket chain

#HEB

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

#Bigmouth strikes again

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But why can’t anything be real? Emotion like the movies feel?

A pill to break the drone of reverie

So bring me to the hand of fate The river or the new arcade So I can wash the empty hour away

Finally Erik without helm!

#YOU COULD GET A ROOM DOWNTOWN WITH A BED AND A NEW TV #sorry just needed to tell everyonr i got that reference lol

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WU LEI (吴磊) / LEO WU as Ashile Sun / Ashina Sun

in The Long Ballad (长歌行), 2021

#I dont go here but the costume design is great

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#I know my name is hard to spell and comes in many variants #So im not bothered by it #I like collecting the wildest misspellings #Half the nicknames ive been given in my life have come from people not knowing what to call me or how to spell or pronounce it

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#I can do 5 more years of engineering #Can I just go get a phd? #Its the application process and money aspects that keep me from going back to school #Not the school part itself I can handle that

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thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

#My own ocs 💀

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The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

#Organizations in the iberian peninsula and adjacent islands #Probably fucked lol

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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

#I bring this up at work all the time #Not re ram but re internet connection speed

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#Sweden

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what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review

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I will never get over the les miserables fandom like… Jean Valjean is the main character and he has like…NOOOO content. At all. Instead everyone lost their minds over the fucking less amis de l'a/b/o or whatever even though each one of them has like literally a one or two sentence personality. It was literally like a once-ler esque treatment where they randomly zoomed in on the most fuckable twink, except theres like 10 of them. Ten fucking oncelers. I literally was never able to remember them or tell them apart despite reading the entire unabridged book several times. Jean Valjean was so good and these ungrateful fucks did THIS to him.

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No, because you're not a Pstr.

We need more honorifics for when you like get good at something like dr ...like maybe if you, eat, 1000000 hotdogs you can be htdg. That's a fucking stupid example but you're not paying me to come up with posts now are you .

#sorry if someone else already made this joke

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Least favorite internet discourser fallacy: the internet is no longer a fringe part of our lives, but instead a major part of it, and what happens on the internet and how people treat each other matters on here and in the real world--except for things that don't impact me, personally, in which case it's all just mean words on the internet and you can always just log off and it's actually kind of cringe to act like it matters.

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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.