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#I identify as a Volcel of color #incel of color is the funniest shit ive read in weeks

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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This has been in my mind since August but I couldn't figure out which character would say it. Then I started a Karlach Origin run and realized: Karlach. Karlach has a face that knows what The Grinch is.

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Context: My kitsune Ranger who was raised by actual foxes was introducing themselves to the party

Kitsune: **Holding up a fox** This is David! Wizard: Aww, your pet is really cute! Kitsune: He’s my brother… Wizard: Oh, so he’s afflicted by a curse Kitsune: No, he’s always been a fox, keep making assumptions about my brother, I fucking dare you

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Super Mario 3 takes place after mario galaxy in the unified mario timeline and the Sun was a Rosalina simp.

Is there like a lore reason for why the super mario 3 sun is so mad at mario in particular?

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I have hundreds of hours in skyrim

you wouldnt survive an hour in the asylum they raised me in

#home sweet home

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I got laser eyes. Do I get the bullet for rejoining the sighted?

Giving all glasses wearers a kiss on the cheek or a hardy high five. If you wear contacts there's still time to change

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We domesticated them and then abandoned them. All of humanity bears the sin of betrayal. The most noble of birds. 🐦

I love pigeons btw so if you call them sky rats around me I will have no choice but to pummel you to death until you're reduced to nothing but paste or perhaps a fine powder

#pigeons deserve far more kindness and respect than they get #they are not rats #they are abandoned children

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Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire 

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I was not prepared for the tug of war

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@duckbilleddictatorship

Baby platypus By: Unknown photographer From: Disney's Wonderful World of Knowledge 1971

#i followed the platypus tag so i could tag you back in stuff #first there was snel tiem #now there is #platyparty

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@duckbilleddictatorship everytime you reblog a snail

how it feels reblogging a post that i know will appeal specifically to a certain mutual