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im gonna bounce on his d like a kangaroo so hard that he'll be reminded of his hometown

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i need to sit on myungjaes face so baaadddd

can't think abt this scenario without imagining the way he'd let you use his face if you wanted or he'd eat ur pussy like his life depended on it. he'd look so pretty looking up at u with big round eyes as he whines against your clit as well ughh he's so pretty. he wouldn't be able to do this without touching himself though, his hands would grip his cock and he'd have to make himself cum cuz the whole thing is so sexy to him. he loves feeling your weight on him, his body would be so hot and he'd be so so hard <3

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Happy birthdayy loverboy ☀️

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//chillielo.guide;

🗣️ i despise l*ndo norizz wholeheartedly (im lying)

hello!

i’m chillielo and i write stuff for colonizers who drive fast cars in weirdly-shaped circles. requests are 🎀 OPEN 🎀

masterlist under the cut 🥸

masterlist 🏁

requests

more than friends prompts (current/not on grid)

touchstarved prompts (some drivers only)

series (u can search up the series by adding ‘//‘ b4 the title!

//bestie (mv1, smau): one , two , three , end

//coal mining simulator (ln4, smau): one , two , three

//princess treatment (sv5 + dr3, bodyguard au): one , two , three

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lets just say that they would *not* get along

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i need all three of them

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what that tongue do

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idk bout you but im in love w seb vettel

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nobody touch me. nobODY FUCKING TOUCH ME—

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redbull seb is just >>>>

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idk bout you but im in love w seb vettel

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sebastian vettel the man you are.

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Sebastian: what's a thot?

Lando: it's a thoughtful person

*later at the dinner table*

Lewis: here's the salt, Seb

Sebastian: thanks Lewis, you are such a thot!

Daniel: *spits out water*

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lewis : you know that you can't keep adopting every driver on the grid, right?

sebastian : SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH BEFORE I ADOPT YOU TOO.

lewis : I AM OLDER THAN YOU??

sebastian : i meant it when i said it. *puts the papers in front of him* now, sign here.

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Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.

Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*

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charles: are you a top or bottom?

seb (retired, wants to be left alone by the grid): im a beekeeper

Lewis (in denial): you're an f1 driver

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Carlos: *handing Lewis a clown wig*

Lewis: What the hell is that for?

Carlos: You're gonna need that for Ferrari next year. To match the vibes you know.