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wille threatening to take down the monarchy because he saw simon doing karaoke with another man will never not be funny to me

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Simon: I don’t think I’m ready for a serious relationship rn

Marcus:

Marcus: fatherless behaviour

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I love talking during movies I’ll pause the movie to talk more during it I don’t care emergency meeting

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dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed

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barty, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

evan: You did WHAT–

regulus: William Snakepeare

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petition to stop saying that james thought "I can fix him" about regulus

no, he had one(1) conversation with this boy and was like "why does everybody want to fix him? he's perfect"

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if remus lupin and sirius black are not soulmates why scorpio and pisces? why moon and stars?? why dog and wolf?????

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let's hear it for our annabeth!!! so so excited for her!!!

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Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.

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I've been thinking a lot about queerness lately and I keep getting stuck on how deeply I want it to be normal. I want little girls to come home excitedly telling their parents about a pretty new girl in school that they have a crush on. I want young boys to have their first kiss with another boy and be able to tell their friends about it. I want them to be impressed and slap him on the back and say congrats. I want to bring home a woman to my family and have my father give her that whole fake threatening, "you better be good to my daughter" speech before offering her a handshake and a beer. I want people everywhere in the world to be able to hold hands in the street and not even think twice about it, not have to feel afraid, not have to feel like they're making a statement. I want so desperately for the world to catch up with something that so many of us already understand as normal. I don't want to be merely tolerated, and I wish pride wasn't necessary. I wish that having confidence in myself wasn't a revolutionary act.

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idk why people say "sleep is for the weak" like....ok maybe to YOU.... to ME sleep is for the cozy....like stfu maybe if you went honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi you'd calm down

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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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Posted this to twitter, but it seems like a lot of people either didn’t know or wanted to boost it, so posting here too:

Hey hey, yo yo, if you’re gonna draw a kimono, or gi top, or whatever, remember it crosses left over right. Unless your character is dead.

Thanks this has been your weekend PSA

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Dolores: there’s a man living in our walls

Pepa: casita would never allow it.

Bruno: *living in the walls* *sweating* shit there is a man living in the walls with me I hope I never see him.