it's murderer night, the one night a year where there's for sure a murderer. famously, the murderer will do everything they can to try and deceive you into opening the door, so i'll have to stay alert.
at midnight i hear a knock on my door. cautiously from my couch, i holler "who's there?"
i hear whoever's on the other side say "im a woman with boobs".
i contemplate this for a moment, before opening the door. on the other side is the most beautiful woman with boobs ive ever seen. but while im looking at her boobs she takes out a knife and murders me.
moral of the story: women can be murderers too so stay on guard.