wiser-girl

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queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

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You're not rotten work. Not to me. But i will be to you so watch out

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If you are from Canada or the US and you think you know how to address an envelope but aren’t 100% sure, see my example of a properly addressed envelope below the cut.

#yes but I would struggle to locate a stamp in my house lmao

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#my equal top 3 are In The Heights/Twisted/and at the moment maybeeee Falsettos??? #but also shout out Count of Monte Cristo that's my most listened soundtrack of the year so far for sure #I haven't even seen a bootleg though so idk if I can say it's a fav

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shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

#the shows are gay at least #or I make them be

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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

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Average Hey Melissa viewing experience

I JOKED TO MY FRIEND THAT FOR STARKID’S ANNIVERSARY HE SHOULD WATCH HEY MELISSA BC IT’S THE LAST HATCHETFIELD THING HE HASN’T SEEN AND HE’S ACTUALLY DOING IT HELP

#AFSJAG #oh it was so entertaining to watch him slowly realise #my post #starkid

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I JOKED TO MY FRIEND THAT FOR STARKID’S ANNIVERSARY HE SHOULD WATCH HEY MELISSA BC IT’S THE LAST HATCHETFIELD THING HE HASN’T SEEN AND HE’S ACTUALLY DOING IT HELP

#I WILL REPORT BACK #HE KNOWS NOTHING OTHER THAN IT IS INSANE AGSJAG #starkid #hey melissa #my post

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well we've reached the annual "work is giving me no shifts so I apply for a bunch of dog daycare and dogsitting positions even though it's very questionable if just owning a dog makes me qualified for that" part of the year

#I mean I'm totally qualified for dog sitting I do it for family and friends all the time lmao #dog daycare? not so much but I'm applying to the local one for like the fourth time so manifest for me please #my post

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getting to know my mutuals and followers: if you had to sing karaoke on the spot RIGHT NOW what would your go to song be reply in the tags

#teenage dirtbag lmao

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

#8 days in a row of this with me trying to do some uni work on my mid sem break akdsjfh

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[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

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men can't be "just friends" with each other. ur either gay or u hate each other. and if u hate each other that's also gay

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hey guys. uh. i fear we may have strayed too far from heavens light.

#prev same I LOVE her videos omg

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DIANNA AGRON as Quinn Fabray Glee 2.18 | Born This Way

#LOVE OF MY LIFE FR #glee

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I think it’s time that this masterpiece returns