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son of a bitch when you spend money the money goes AWAy

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being a fan of popular characters in media is hilarious cause you'll see them reduced to a personality trait that they don't even have. neoflanderization

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this is the last straw

#.txt

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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

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Amazing note from baby me:

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"thanks for the music recommendations you have great taste" you can kiss me with tongue if you want. btw

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I made a uquiz to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are, take it to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are.

#medic #this was such a fun quiz #quiz tag

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my union is organized via discord server 😑

workers of the world, @here

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Maneki 猫,  lucky cat.   ୭  ׂ  𓈒 ·˚ 🐈‍⬛

#trinkets

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me and my best friend (mutual I never talked to) against the world

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#trigun

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#music

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zero respect when people get all "oh nooooo i sure hope this post doesn't get a zillion noootes teehee, stop reblogging I can't have this be what people remember me for 🥺🤭" all coy and shit when the option to disable reblogs is right there. strangle that post in its crib to prove you're not a poser.

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i think shame can be a stairway. actually.

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

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#yeah

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a 2009 Indian stamp released in a joint issue with the Philippines

[id: a rectangular postage stamp with an image of two whale sharks. the whale shark on the top is further away and swimming to the right while the whale shark on the bottom is closer and swimming to the left. end id]

#stamps