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bjj group chat is the gayest thing ive ever been a part of

no i will not elaborate

#day in the life of me #bjj posting

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working with middle aged men is all fun and games until you hear the words "it was 2017 you were probably still in pampers"

#and i hate my job #day in the life of me

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another boring performance over with

#watching sport

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thank you tooney

#watching sport

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ready for another boring half

#watching sport

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omg geyse just shot on target? we’re evolving

#watching sport

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if the first 15 minutes of this game and the last 3 games have showed me anything its that i was right to talk all that shit about the zel-ladd-toone midfields

those three need to be kept far away from each other for the rest of forever

#watching sport

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liver failure

new drinking game - take a shot every time gemma evans passes the ball backwards even though she has countless options to go forward

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shes so slowwwwwwww

#watching sport

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why are there so many leicester mascots??

#watching sport

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hini, geyse and malard start!! 🙏🏻🩷

#i think he's on drugs #or not in charge today #muwfc

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The bald fraud saying after the game that united are "are one of the most dynamic and entertaining teams in the league at this moment."

Sometimes, I wonder what goes on in his head, and I just think it's a chimp banging two symbols together to clown music

thats what happens in the heads of all united managers

#do you wanna know? #ask by woso scotland

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of course we give away a penalty

#watching sport

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79'

Burnley playing out from the back has come to bite them in the behind and they are punished by the fidget spinner who scores

#watching sport

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a goal is a goal even when the player you hate scores it

#watching sport

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Boring 0-0, but who cares the job is done back to the top flight where we belong

#do you wanna know? #ask by woso scotland

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they’re so funny

#nah im with soph #gotta protect ya neck when you sleep on your stomach #ive got 4 on my bed but when its time to sleep #they all vanish