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For a completely-human little kid, B-Day knows a terrifying amount of non-human languages. I just walked into their room and I swear I heard the kiddo speaking fluent birdsong!

And the demon incident. We ran into a demon before we moved here and B-Day TALKED TO IT IN ITS NATIVE LANGUAGE!

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the kid legitimately understands what that raccoon is saying at this rate-

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Thanks dude :D

WHO?

@boomingblooms btw. lmfao

My robot roommate. They got mad because I was using it in the house with the kiddo nearby and stole it while I was out :(

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Nah it was kinda funny

Anyways imma go glitter bomb someone until I don't feel upset about my chainsaw anymore

WHO?

@boomingblooms btw. lmfao

My robot roommate. They got mad because I was using it in the house with the kiddo nearby and stole it while I was out :(

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WHO?

@boomingblooms btw. lmfao

My robot roommate. They got mad because I was using it in the house with the kiddo nearby and stole it while I was out :(

#{{ooc}} #{{for reference “the kiddo” is B-Day! Because they're like 8!}} #{{Yes an ageless entity and a robot are raising a human child why do you ask}}

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IS THAT WHERE MY CHAINSAW WENT!?!???

Disc took my chainsaw :(

w

why is tyrant being given a chainsaw

WHY IS TYRANT BEING GIVEN A CHAINSAW

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FECK DISC STOLE MY CHAINSAW

hhH

#I know they said “Don't use the chainsaw near the kid” and I did it anyways and they got upset #But I didn't think they would stEAL THE CHAINSAW-

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You're gonna rub this in my face aren't you

I'm baa-aack~

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WH-

I'm baa-aack~

#Traitor :(

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Disc help

I'm baa-aack~

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Whhh

Why did you bring a raccoon home

I'm baa-aack~

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B-DAY WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER-

I'm baa-aack~

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[[The two had Eventually moved to sit on Little Fellas bed, and Fella had eventually come to a place where he could talk. Tpm had thought he would be the one asking the questions, but here he was answering a million questions from Fella. It was like a basic trivia on their life- “When is my birthday?” “What is our narrators name?” “What is my name?” “When did you find me?” “What’s the local bartenders name?” “Who is the librarian?” and “Who was the the only person you married?”]]

#I need that birthday please #I'll pass it along to B-Day when they're not so antsy #They love throwing birthday parties

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B-Day is getting restless and I'm fearing for my life right now- I'd go out with them to the village but I don't think they deserve the wrath of a bored B-Day right now. When they get too antsy they start doing some pretty massive pranks on people and I'm scared :(

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*throws a bag of butterscotch dumdums at you*

*It ends up hitting him square in the chest, startling him for a moment, but he manages to catch it before it hits the floor*

Oh! Uh, thanks. That saves me a bit of time, I guess-

*He fishes one out of the bag, unwrapping it before sticking it in the glitchy mass around where his mouth would be, the stick poking out*

...This is actually pretty good-

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*motherfucking butterscotch dumdums and NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO SLANDER IT BCUS IT IS THE BEST AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF*

(I'm more of a blue raspberry kind of guy, but you do you I guess.)

(She shoves those into her dress as she runs off again to hide/bury them for later.)

#I've never had butterscotch flavored things before #I should ask B-Day for some #They've got all sorts of sweets stashed away they'll probably have something butterscotch flavored

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Unfriendly reminder that while you're busy mourning the loss of your childs old gender, claiming you need to mourn the death of your son/daughter, there's a group of boys/girls/enbies scrambling to take your kid clothes shopping, snatching up the chance to take those "first" experiences from you forever. Your sons first fishing trip is gonna be with his best bros, your daughters first makeover is going to be with her girl friends, your kids first camping trip out as themselves is gonna be with the besties. Good luck getting those bonding experiences back. While you're busy trying to guilt-trip your kid with your weird manufactured parental trauma, there's a whole community ready to take your place as the better family.

Your loss, someone elses gain.

#{{ooc}} #{{FECK WRONG BLOG}} #{{uhh just consider this Swimmer canonically expressing support towards trans people-}} #{{I meant to put this on my main brbdjdkrkbshsj}}

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DOOFENSHMIRTZ OMG I'M A HUGE FAN - 👾🐟🌐

HOW DID A GIANT FAN GET INTO MY LABORATORY

*CHILD BLAST*

#OH FECK