one day i’ll be consistently active here instead of just Saying i’ll be active n then completely forgetting to be here,,,
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Hurt Starters
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Whoa, that's purple… It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."
"Oh my god. Are you okay?"
"You're bleeding… You're bleeding bad…"
"This is gonna hurt…"
"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"
"It's all swollen up…"
"You have a black eye. Were you fighting with someone?"
"Okay… Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."
"I think you have a concussion."
"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"
"Here, lean on me."
"I'm gonna need more bandaids…"
"What the hell happened to you!?"
"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit…"
"We need to get the bullet out…"
"Oh my god, you've been shot!"
"Did… did you get beat up!?"
"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine…"
"Look out for that car!"
"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"
"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"
"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot…"
"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"
"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"
"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."
"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"
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i’m In My Thoughts abt the song Son Of A Gun and how v Loki it is and i have a post drafted trying to explain how each of the lyrics make me feel a little insane in different ways but i can’t get my thoughts Coherent enough to post it but. know that i am Thinking.
he was literally created for destruction and he wants to be so much more than that but it’s written in his bones and the veins of the feathers in his wings - it was his Only purpose for so so long. he doesn’t know how to Connect but gods does he want to. he wants to so bad and he’s terrified.
it’s so easy for loki to push people away when he feels himself getting Close to them because he couldn’t handle it if he lashed out and Hurt them. what if he lets himself get close and comfortable and lets them in and then something triggers that Violence that’s written in his dna and he Hurts them and
it’s Easier to push them away. for both parties, whether the other person Understands that or not. he Ruins things - he Destroys. he doesn’t Trust himself
anyway here’s a few lyrics that make me go kinda bonkers abt this:
“––i’ve frequently been told, frequently been told, frequently been told / my hand is hard to hold, real but hard to hold, really hard to hold / get close and / i run”
“––i think a chamber’s cracked, think a chamber’s cracked, think a chamber’s cracked / ‘cause i can’t feel, i react; yeah i just react; can’t feel, i react / when you hold me tight, hold me really tight, hold me crazy tight / i’ll panic and i’ll bite, freak out and i’ll fight, lash out and ignite”
“––and i wish my trigger could withstand/ the pressure of a gentle, hopeful hand/ but even the most mild clutch is much too much and such a touch could detonate explosions right on cue/ and that’s just what i do/ and that’s a frightenin’ thought/ that’s what i was taught.”
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“that’s a real deep question there, bud.” loki hummed. “i dunno if i’m the right guy to ask.” the truth was, loki hadn’t had any contact with the divine in centuries - he didn’t have access to the knowledge julien sought even if he had, his banishment saw to that. “sounds like what you need is one of those cool self-discovery montages set to a bitchin’ ‘80′s track from one’a those teen coming-of-age movies.” he joked, trying to lighten the mood with humor.
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»» ──────ஓ๑⚜๑ஓ ────── «« ❝ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ god, a saint, or a teacher ... so then, what even AM i? ❞
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HALLOWEEN SENTENCE STARTERS.
“do you have your costume ready?”
“i don’t know what to be this year.”
“should we do a couple’s costume?”
“my costume is literally going to kill.”
“aren’t you a little young to be trick or treating alone?”
“aren’t you too old to be trick or treating?”
“TRICK OR TREAT!”
“help yourself to the candy and leave.”
“oh! what a great costume, here, you can have double candy!”
“i don’t like candy, can i have money instead?”
“who want’s to care the pumpkin?”
“who wants to go apple picking?”
“candy apples are my favorite.”
“let’s bob for apples, loser takes a shot!”
“i’m going home with jack skellington, don’t wait up!”
“don’t go in there, it’s haunted!”
“i’m not afraid of ghosts!”
“haunted houses are so lame. AGGHH!!”
“BOO! haha, i scared you!”
“why do spiders have to be all …. halloweeny? i hate spiders!”
“the decorations look great!”
“these decorations are so bad.”
“just because i’m dressed as a sexy pumpkin doesn’t mean you don’t have to buy me a drink first.”
“vampires turn me on.”
“wait! - did you hear that?”
“[name]? are you in here?”
“have you seen [name] i haven’t seen them all night, i’m worried.”
“you’re never too old for candy corn.”
“my wings broken, guess i’m a fallen angel!”
“is that real blood?”
“you can’t take a real knife, you’ll get arrested!”
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having . a Time™️ today folks hksjsk might queue up a bunch of askmemes for funsies tho !! feel free to browse my open rp/open starter tags or like the joe iconis lyric starter post too if u’re interested !! :3
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INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR STARTERS.
“i am going to defeat you with the power of friendship!”
“goodnight moon, goodnight tree. goodnight ghosts only i can see.”
“you think i really give a fuck? i can’t even read!”
“you wanna see how hardcore i am?” *punches wall* “… take me to the hospital?”
“if you can’t beat them, dress better than them.”
“i’ve come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck.”
“i identify as a fucking threat.”
“so apparently the ‘bad vibes’ i’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.”
“i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying.”
“all these ghosts and i still can’t find a boo. “
“fool me once, i’m gonna kill you.”
“with great power comes a great need to take a nap. wake me up later.”
“ha! nice try, jackass. next time give it your a game.”
“you seem familar. have i threatened you before?”
“you’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens. but i made a mistake.”
“some of you may die. but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make.”
“you can de-escalate any situation by saying ‘are we about to kiss?’”
“oh no… (muse name) in b - flat. you’re disappointed.”
“my face is on fire!”
“i became more evil if you’re curious.”
“i slept for almost twelve hours. but i might still be tired. let’s go for twelve more just incase.”
“are you okay with constructive criticism? i don’t want to sound mean.”
“violence isn’t the answer. violence is the question. the answer is yes.”
“three words, say them and i’m yours.”
“i have a black belt. not in karate. it’s gucci.”
“in light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.”
“why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?”
“i’m ten times funnier and sexier than you.”
“you have to acceot that swear words are necessary sometimes.”
“it’s dark in here.”
“i prevented a murder today, using the power of self control.”
“is letting someone win in chess sapiosexual bottoming?”
“don’t worry, i have a few knives up my sleeve.”
“good morning. what the fuck is wrong with you?”
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HOCUS POCUS SENTENCE STARTERS.
“it’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.”
“i had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.”
“it’s a full moon tonight, that’s why all the weirdo’s are out.”
“oh look, another glorious morning. makes me sick.”
“i put a spell on you. and now you’re mine.”
“goodbye cruel world.”
“why was i cursed with such idiot sisters?”
“it doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul.”
“you’re the ugliest thing that ever lived and you know it!”
“you know, i’ve always wanted a child.”
“wench! trollop! you bucktoothed, mop riding, firefly from hell!”
damn, damn, damn. double damn!”
“i love you, jerkface.”
“dead man’s toe, dead man’s toe. dead, dead, dead!”
“sister’s, we’ve been gone 300 years.”
“i am beautiful, boys will love me!”
“it reeks of children.”
“bubble, bubble. i’m in trouble.”
“oh cheese and crust!”
“he’s lost his head!”
“tis firm, tis firm as stone.”
“i need one of those instant ice packs.”
“you girls/boys are giving me a fever!”
“don’t get your knickers in a twist!”
“it’s the chocolate covered finger of a man named clark.”
“i killed you once!”
“i shall kill you again!”
“say what you want, just don’t breathe on me.”
“welcome to high school hell.”
“they’re very health conscious in los angeles.”
“he’s a good zombie.”
“you want to smash some pumpkins?”
“please don’t be sad for me.”
“well, i don’t know. cat’s got my tongue.”
“i shall always be with you.”
“well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches and old boyfriends/girlfriends.
“fine. but everyone here knows that halloween was made up by the candy companies!”
“it’s a conspiracy!”
“shove it, satan!”
“it’s a prison for children.”
“we’ll be younger in the morning.”
“come, we fly!”
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having . a Time™️ today folks hksjsk might queue up a bunch of askmemes for funsies tho !! feel free to browse my open rp/open starter tags or like the joe iconis lyric starter post too if u’re interested !! :3
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also thinking abt loki’s relationship (or lack thereof?) w God and the way that he feels about Her still. the way being Cast Out felt. the way he still feels the need to stay in Her good graces despite not seeing Her or being on Her radar in eons. how not being In Her Presence makes him Ache somewhere deep in his chest. how he eases that ache by visiting churches bc that’s the only place that he can think of to talk to Her where She might actually listen. not that he’d Know if She did or not, but. a fallen angel can Hope.
gods, he Misses Her. he misses being among Her most favored. sure, he was a vessel for Her divine wrath and he carried out incredible atrocities in Her name but She loved him and it felt like warm sunlight in his chest. he’d do anything to feel that again.
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familyxforged:
“You’re telling me.. life is definitely not going how I wanted it to.. I had a plan.. my whole life was going to go a certain way.. then suddenly everything changed- and there wasn’t anything that I could have done to change it…”
“Fate is a funny thing, isn’t it?” Hazel eyes lifted to look at the other. “You can’t fight it… you just have to accept it, and survive…”
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚
“fate’s a bitch.” loki huffed. although he wasn’t really one to talk - he’d carried out god’s divine plan for centuries before he’d ever thought to question it. and even then, it had gotten him banished. “but the fact that we persevere and survive despite that has to count for something.” and then, with a shrug, “or whatever. i dunno. i just feel like all the bullshit’s gotta be worth somethin’ in the end or what’s the fuckin’ point, y’know?”
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Dogma (1999) dir. Kevin Smith
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open starter !!
grimacing, loki shifted his weight. the bandages he'd wrapped around his back and midsection earlier had started to itch. the wounds where his wings had once been had been healing up rather nicely but it was an incredibly slow process, if you asked him. he knew god had her reasons - he knew this was his penance for defying her and following bartleby so blindly ( there was a tug in his chest at the thought of his best friend that he did his best to ignore ) - but that didn't mean he couldn't complain about it a little.
“this fuckin' sucks." he grumbled, lips forming a half-pout. "being human fuckin' sucks." he huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and the shift of movement caused a stab of pain in his back. "i took pain meds like half an hour ago and my back still hurts. and these bandages are itchy. this is stupid."
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@familyxforged liked for a joe iconis lyric starter !!
“life is complicated, things don’t go as planned,” loki admitted, fingers carding through his hair and pushing a few stray pieces out of his face. “people act in ways that i don’t understand. it all came crashin’ down through no fault of my own.” which wasn’t entirely true but then again, loki was never really one to admit fault easily when the stakes weren’t high.
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Send me “ what happened to you? “ for your muse to find mine bandaging up a wound.
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