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But like think about dilf Robb Stark 🙈(the way this man can do anything he wants to me)

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I've not known a day of peace since my mind started thinking about it, DILF Robb Stark being king of the North, rugged, beard, hnngghhhhhh

#robb stark x male reader #robb stark x reader #shitequeue #ok but i was thinking about this the other day like i was looking at a picture of him for motivation and pictured him as a dilf cause like #i have not known a day of peace since my brain went down what if 'x character' was a dilf 😭 #🦝 anon #dilf robb stark take me now #shiteanswers

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Contrary to Ben, o think John is a really good ass eater but he avoids doing it because he thinks he's terrible in it

See but if you tell him, you know he's never gonna let you up 😭

#shiteanswers #homelander x male reader #like he's gonna be eating that ass day and night

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Robb sitting on your face getting eaten out when someone walks in wanting to get you guys to go to the conference room

Robb shuddered, biting his lip as he felt your tongue plunge deeper, he'd been worried you might break your neck, but you'd brushed him off and held him down by his thighs as you feasted on his arse. He rides when he remembers to, his mind preoccupied with getting lost in the sensation, so lost in the fact that Robb hardly notices the knock on the door and is surprised when a counselor walks in to demand your presence.

The counselor shrieks in surprise and covers his eyes, running out of the room in a frenzy, Robb would love to go help the counselor and perhaps console him, but he leaves that for whoever finds the man. It's not like he could move while you were busy enjoying yourself.

#shitedrabbles #arranged marriage au #reviving this tag for that one anon i know is staring into my soul 🤣 #robb stark x male reader #robb stark x reader #shitequeue #i'm preloading shit so you guys can be fed while homework takes me out

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Venom and Eddie catch the amorous attention of Cosmic God and after some mind-meltingly amazing sex realise they just helped create another universe's Big Bang--

Somewhere out there, Neil Degrasse Tyson is waking up with a headache cause of our bullshit lmfao 💀

#shiteanswers #eddie brock x male reader #venom x male reader #cosmic god!reader #cosmic boyfriend shenanigans #And thus god said on the first day you fucketh and the universe came to be. #does that mean space would just be venom spread out like a bed sheet cause he got fucked good?

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I really wanna feel Buckys balls

I kinda wanna milk his balls

#shiteanswers #sometimes i wonder if the horny mind knows manners cause damn that's a fun way to answer a question 💀

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Arthur Curry in a Speedo? 😏

What if he wore nothing at all 😏

#shiteanswers #He could wear pants with like a cutout around his ass and dick too like a classy sort of whore you know 💀 idk where this thought process #was going but you get to read it now should you be brave enough to read my tags #arthur curry x male reader

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About a week later, Poison Ivy gets a thank you card from Reader. Not exactly the response she expected from a guy she kidnapped and planned to turn into fertiliser, but the sentiment is appreciated, she supposes.

(She later hears from the gossip chain (Harley) that Black Manta and Aquaman seem to be on surprisingly good terms lately and laughs for about a minute straight)

Poison Ivy bout to make bank with helping settle political tensions like that 💀

#arthur curry x male reader #black manta x male reader #arthur curry x male reader x black manta #why fight when you can fuck? a good fucking might sort out your problems 💀 #i'll see myself out again

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How’re you?

Swamped with homework 😭

#shiteanswers #how i long to be free from homework and write fics about characters why can't life be easy so i can write fics

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What is rpf??

Real Person Fanfiction

#shiteanswers

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So he appears for like, a handful of frames in the Justice League (2021) film but holy crap DC Zeus is HOT--

I would let him do things to me that I know would put me on Hera's hitlist 💀

#shiteanswers #i know hera would strike my ass outta the sky but yolo if i go out fucking zeus imma take that chance #plus i'd get a myth about me and that sounds dope #dc zeus x reader #I guess????? idk what to tag this as lol

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KOSA IS BEING PUSHED FOR REAL THIS TIME

‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.

We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.

• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.

• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills. https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1

• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️ https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives

• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congresspeople !

• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day

While the bill needs to be aproved by both the house and senate WE NEED TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER LEAVES CONGRESS.

SPREAD THE WORD !!

#stop kosa #stop bad internet bills #bad internet bills #kosa #kids online safety bill #kids online safety act #politics #us politics #anti kosa

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In the unlikeliest turn of events, Aquaman and Black Manta team up to save their mutual ally with benefits/boyfriend from Poison Ivy. They get doused in pheromones in the process though, and in the aftermath of the rescue the only thing the three of them can think about is getting naked with each other as soon as possible--

They’ll need three days of quarantine to ride out the pheromones literally

#shiteanswers #maybes there’s a sex pollen juice or spray that reader manta and aquaman accidentally drink too #shitequeue

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Okay wait but Butcher fucking you slow and sweet though, murmuring soft praises and compliments while keeping his eyes on yours. Tells you how good you feel and look while you take him and covers your face in kisses. Sigh.

I need him to deep fuck me the same way you deep clean a room

#billy butcher x male reader #billy butcher x gender neutral reader #I need him to slow fuck me so soft and sweet like I’m picturing the feeling 😭 #shiteanswers #shitequeue

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jensen ackles eating the son of his friend

Sorry bestie I don’t write RPF 😔✌🏾

#shiteanswers #shitequeue

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Asking Bucky if you can put your hands down his pants?

Bucky lifts his newspaper and looks down at you, you’re both laid down on the couch, you atop him swinging your legs idly with a grin. “Can I help you, doll?”

You tug at the waistband of his pants, “Can I put my hands down your pants, Buck?”

Bucky snorts, “Sure thing.” He goes back to his reading, you unbutton his pants, and pull down his underwear as much as you can before playing around with his dick.

#shitedrabbles #me personally I’m riding that dick like Miss Beyoncé said in Tyrant #imma be a tyrant hips are so hypnotic I’m such a tyrant. Beyoncé made me like country so gods help me #apologies to y’all who read my tags 💀✌🏾 #Bucky Barnes x male reader #bucky barnes x gender neutral reader #shitequeue

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Ned Stark and Hightower!Reader: *on diplomatic visit to Dorne or something*

Oberyn: *eyeing them thoughtfully* "...you two are sleeping together, aren't you?"

Hightower!Reader: "Only when we're done having sex."

Ned: *chokes on water*

“Oh I like this you,” Oberyn laughed, “you’re funny,” he grunts, holding your hips in place so he can fuck you in tandem with Ned. “You’re cute, and gods, you make diplomatic visits more fun.”

#shiteanswers #ned stark x male reader #ned stark x hightower reader #hightower male reader #ned stark could use my ass to sharpen his dick like a sword 🤭😘 #oberyn can do that too #this turned into something more and honestly I’d like to be fucked to high heaven by them both #oberyn martell x male reader x ned stark #shitequeue

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Thor X Male reader smut headcanons

Experience

A LOT, hes like 5000 years old lol

Hes been with men, women, aliens, monsters-

(He kinda freaky)

So yeah he KNOWS his stuff

Dom/sub, Top/Bottom

Top. I cant really see him as a bottom tbh, but hes definitely very gentle

Dom, but like soft dom ya know? Unless you want him to be rough (which he'll definitely do)

I can maaaaaaaybe see him be like a sub!top but like... very rarely

Position

He LOVES having you ride him, but for the most part, whatever position youd like he'd be fine with

Hes also kinda vanilla so missionary also

Kinks

Loves praising you, and every so often likes to be praised ofc

Honestly would be into whatever your into

I also feel like he'd love hair pulling

DEFINITELY likes that electro stimulation

(Once again, he kinda freaky)

I feel like hes definitely tried like EVERYTHING and is ok with all of it

I think the only thing he wouldnt be into would be like heavy BDSM

Nicknames

Likes to be called:

Thor

Lord

Your highness

Your majesty

King

Sir

Daddy

Likes to call you:

Good boy

Sweetheart

Darling

Love

(And depending on how kinky yall are)

Slut

Whore

Bad boy

Bitch

Looks

"Whos horse is that?"

No but seriously like hes PACKING

Like 9-10 inches

Maybe more?

Idk hes a LITERAL GOD

*SCHLURPP*

Other

He likes to have sex on his throne

LOVES having his balls sucked

Loves massages (both giving and recieving)

Hes a tease, for sure

(Lowkey likes to get kinky with his hammer/axe)

#thor x male reader #thor odinson x male reader #thor odison x reader #not me writing