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Why do you like sharks?

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wolfstar oneshot

I die a little inside every time I think of Sirius biting his lip and flirting with an oblivious Remus for years so here’s a oneshot for it.

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Sirius was always a flirt. But as the years went by and he realized his feelings for Remus, his attention shifted from the young men and women in his year to the werewolf he spent all his time with. He came up with excuses to spend hours with Remus and steal glances here and there at him. Small touches and grazes of the hand were enough to leave Remus both flustered and oblivious. 

The one thing he did the most that left Remus driven mad was bite his lip. They would have banter over the tiniest thing and Sirius would just smirk and bite his lip while gazing at Sirius with his mercury eyes. It was infatuating. 

One day after and hour of studying in the library, shoulder-to-shoulder, Remus couldn’t take it anymore. Sirius was messing about more than hitting the books and every time he made a witty remark to Remus his eyes would scan the werewolf’s face and then he would bite his lip. It was like he didn’t even notice he did it, but Remus couldn’t focus. All he could think about was kissing Sirius. 

He slapped his quill into his potions textbook and without thinking first whispered, “Bloody hell, would you stop it already?”

Sirius quirked an eyebrow, a smirk already rising to his face that he fought. “Stop what?” he feinted innocence.

It dawned on Remus then, the weight of his action if he finished that conversation. A small feeling of dread settling into his stomach and he quickly got up to stare out the window, his hands on his head. “Nevermind,” he murmured.

But Sirius, per usual, would not let it go. “Well I can’t stop what I don’t know is bothering you. Come on Moony, tell me what it is,” he pressed with a smug expression.

Sirius crept up on Remus as the silence fell around them with a hint of tension. Remus considered throwing the words out there then, but once they were they could never be taken back. He couldn’t be the one to ruin the Marauders like that. James would take Sirius’s side and Peter would follow. Lily would potentially side with Remus, but her growing feelings for James left it questionable.

While he was lost in thought, Sirius was focused on other thoughts. Mainly, ones like pushing Remus against the wall and finally kissing him after all this time. He wrapped his hand around Remus’s wrist and pulled him back, forcing them to look at each other. “Remus, if you’re not going to tell me what’s wrong, then I’ll just have to leave.”

Remus choked out a “No.”

Sirius bit his lip out of smugness and watched Remus close his eyes in frustration and groan. “You’re doing it again.”

“Oh really Moony? Tell me what’s so bad about biting my lip?”

Remus tensed and remained quiet, his eyes flying open and staring at Sirius in horror. A glint of amusement crept into Sirius’s eyes and he slowly leaned closer to Remus, stretching up to become level with the taller werewolf. “Are you hiding feelings for me?” His words were a whisper that grazed Remus’s lips.

Remus wanted to pull away but he was frozen on the spot, confused and dazed. This was just another prank Sirius was playing on him. After all he had watched him go through dates the same way Remus himself went through books. Sirius spoke again, this time his mouth was at the corner of Remus’s lips. “I have my own secret to tell you then.” He let the words hang there in the air.

Remus couldn’t breathe. He waited for Sirius to say it was a prank but instead he admitted something else. “I want you.”

A flash of surprise ran through Remus’s face and Sirius threw caution to the wind. He pushed Remus against the cool windows and their mouths came crashing together. 

It was wild and fierce. Tongues met and hands wove into hair. Remus was gasping for breath but didn’t want to let go because Sirius was his anchor. Sirius never wanted it to end because that moment right there was worth every bit of buildup he had let himself create in his mind. 

It slowed to a soft and tender pace, hands roaming down spines and muscle. Then Remus growled against Sirius’s mouth when he tried to pull away. Sirius gasped a bit in equal surprise and appreciation. Remus took the lead and tugged at Sirius’s bottom lip and Sirius thought his world was ending.

When they finally broke apart he stared at Remus. “Merlin’s beard if I had known I was driving you that wild I would have done that was day one.”

Remus broke into a grin and stalked back to his desk and sank back into potions homework. Sirius continued to stare, hungry for more and shocked at how casual Remus was. He let out a small whimper of frustration and sat down next to him. Sirius poked Remus, trying to break his focus but Remus merely bit his lip and refused to meet Sirius’s eye. He could play that game too.

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Molly : The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.

Mycroft : Excuse you, with the amount of salt and scotch I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.

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Mycroft: You are pathetic at hospitals. I remember one time you cried and cried and cried. It was awful.

Sherlock: You’re referring to my birth.

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Greg: why can’t dinosaurs clap?

John [sighing]: because their hands are too sh-

Sherlock: because they’re all dead.

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Full double rainbow, Hawaii

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Credit: @pelagicventures

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fun fact: the word “panic” is actually from the greek word “panikos” which is referring to the greek god pan who apparently shout at people who were alone in the woods and freak them out. 

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I’m Gay

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Frog boi

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Staff needs to listen

Anyways I’ve been getting over 380,000 notes a month easily and now I’m getting supposedly less than 1,000 a day. The ‘best stuff first’ feature has downgraded this site a tremendous amount, not only is the feature destructive to smaller blogs, they also somehow fucked up the activity page, and is no longer accurate or useful. 

Staff on tumblr rarely responds to unanimous disapproval unless shoved in their face, so I’m asking you guys to spread this post, and others like it around as much as possible as to get the message into their thick heads - that this greatly devolves the tumblr experience. 

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Is it ok if i swear?

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and the thrilling sequel

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… Mom? 

Yes my treasure? 

Can you look at my new moves!? 

Sure!

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C: also mom friend? a doll? the cutest girl alive? guys im just a theater major gal visiting her pals and not some cutesy baby. to quote the great taako “im a fully realized creation! fuck!”