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I want strawberry 👀👀👀

i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets :( - @xavplympton

good thing i have a fuck ton. come here, doofus. i’ll spare some for ya.

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#of course 🥺 #🖤

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I want one of those and I also want a milkshake 👀👀

i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets :( - @xavplympton

good thing i have a fuck ton. come here, doofus. i’ll spare some for ya.

@xavplympton

#with extra whipped cream! #🖤

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Can I have one of those little apple pies, too?

i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets :( - @xavplympton

good thing i have a fuck ton. come here, doofus. i’ll spare some for ya.

@xavplympton

#🖤

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Are you sure? I only have sixty two cents in my pocket :(

i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets :( - @xavplympton

good thing i have a fuck ton. come here, doofus. i’ll spare some for ya.

@xavplympton

#🖤

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uses man bro dude to hide the very real and carnal feelings of desire i have towards you 

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#🖤

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Don’t act like you hate the view @theshepherdandthesheeps 😏

#mr sexy

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Always! You know how I can get 😩😩

#mr sexy

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dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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Thanks for tagging @codyfernmorelikedaddyfern

Show me yourself vs your Fantasy Self!

Imma go with my main dnd character, my girl Lythrana, because… I can? Here’s the Link!

Tagging @fckinsupreme @littledemondani @littlegirlsdontplaynice @dark-mei-rose @welcometothelioncage @sammythankyou @blakewaterxx @langdxn @michael-langdon-appreciation @bowerskitten​ @brattylovee​ @sluttyyrose​ @babyyyodas​ @melodylangdon​

& Tagging some RP babes because it has facial hair & the more, the merrier amirite… @dark-jim @dxrkmichael @thecrownedbeast @thecrownedlioness @theshepherdandthesheeps​ @michael-langdonn @xavplympton @dr-shepherd @mr-duncan-shepherd

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“on average there are 7 people who look just like you” wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute 

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yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

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quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever

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Xavier Plympton in AHS: 1984 (9x01) ✰

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shots of Xav on the background for science.  

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