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"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

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One must imagine a robot getting so horny it initiates self-destruct

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"With femmes there is always business going on." (Photographed by Phyllis Christopher.)

source: The Femme's Guide to the Universe, written by Shar Rednour

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Seeing a girl with body hair is like Seeing god

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Prettiest corpse in the dumpster or whatever they say

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hey can i see your hands for one sec? i promise ill be super normal about them. i promise i wont kiss them and lick and put the fingers in my mouth im so normal about hands i promise-

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why would you date a smoker if you’re gonna bitch about them smelling like cigarettes? you don’t deserve her. i do. i’ll let her ash it on me, idgaf.

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incredibly transphobic that i am not pulling out someone's flesh with my teeth right now

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#this fucks

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i had a dream where you grabbed me by my hair and forced me to sniff your armpits... 🥴

I'm in the midst of writing an essay what is this (I'm JOKING, love you, I'm not being mean). Follow your dreams tho, you never know which ones come true!

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“Ohh that’s so mundane. That’s not a fetish. You can’t be sexually interested in the idea of sitting in the passenger seat and not talking while someone drives you somewhere. You can’t get wet thinking about going to the grocery store.” Wrong. I can fetishize anything 

#some people are just not enlightened enough

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Man, that E-sex was crazy

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Note to Self: Don't Watch Surgery Videos before Going to Bed. You Can and Will End up Hungry

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sex isnt real. this blog has been a psyop to spread propaganda for the robot cannibalism industry