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hey please watch him while I go shower. I’m worried he’s gonna get me

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Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.

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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

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good lord this thing is useless

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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

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Woodstock from peanits??

#Trench

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Kafka es qué?

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

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🩸BroodingBitch Follow

No one talks about how much of a micro aggression it is to carry around sharp pieces of wood. Like yr LITERALLY basically saying Vampires should die

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lmao the leeches are saying that pencils are problematic

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It’s not surprising that a bloodbag would come on my post and call us l**ches, I hope a Vampire drains you dry

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It’s not surprising that a toothy bastard would immediately jump to death threats, step in a sunbeam

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Anyone in this thread smoke weed

🧛‍♀️SapphicSucker Follow

The girls are fightingggggg

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Yeah just make jokes of actual oppression. And fyi, pencils are also covered under “sharp piece of wood” unless they’re mechanical. Sad to see a fellow vampire jump in on the side of the slayers

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What the fuck is happening in the vampire community

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i’m so happy mermaids have to be on land to post. Imagine having access to the worst takes you’ve ever seen all the time

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I mean i’ve lost a vampire friend to a toothpick so i kind of agree with OP, and mermaids are being kind of insensitive with this post. I can only imagine ops ask box 😕

🧛‍♀️SapphicSucker Follow

hey guys I just checked OPs blog and they’re not even a vampire, using an archive I found a post they made about getting their teeth filed to resemble fangs.

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Hey guys SapphicSucker literally supports werewolves

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YOURE NOT EVEN A VAMPIRE YOU HAVE NO STAKE IN THAT BEEF (btw my gf is a werewolf and she only bites when I ask, so)

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NOW YOURE TRYING TO STAKE ME ON MY OWN POSTS???

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pack it up everyone we’re done here, enough Tumblr for the day

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tbh if you’re gonna be in a human-monster relationship just get off the internet as a whole because you’re sick

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WOMP WOMP bad opinion personally I adore my bf he’s my favorite human ever in the world I don’t even care if he’s human and I’m not because I’ll find him in every lifetime and love him ❤️❤️❤️

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@banditbloodsucker OP is a dumbass and y’all are cute as heaven!!! I hope y’all always find each other 💙

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I’m actually not, because I don’t even WANT to know the age difference between y’all. Also, I feel bad for your “boyfriend” because he has to deal with a monster gf.

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I’m not touching that internalized monsterphobia with a fifty foot pole. 

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I love how OP assumes I’m a girl. I am in fact a very very gay vampy guy and my bf actually likes being with me. I’m sure OP doesn’t know what that’s like, but….

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OOOOH CURSEDDDDD

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I love watching monsters getting involved in different species drama like hello you’re not a part of this bestie

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i adore this post we’ll never get better pack it up ghouls

got this idea from @cadaverousdecay

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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.