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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

#one of my favorite movies of all time #the blues brothers

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why does he look so tiny here

#speaking of #tiny ed teach #edward teach #ofmd #our flag means death

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they are swimming around ur blog

#everything reminds me of them #edward teach #stede bonnet #ofmd #our flag means death

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#edward teach #same picture #ofmd #our flag means death #catboy ed teach

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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

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Finally finished this color pencil portrait of Ed. It’s been a hot minute since I’ve done a full illustration in color pencils but I’m kind of proud of how it turned out.

Also don’t ask about the purple, I made a grave error with the pencil I used for the under sketch and then over corrected when I tried to fix it 🫣

We can just settle on “it was an artistic choice” right?

#he's beautiful #edward teach #ofmd #our flag means death

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@adamarks has been sending me piercing pictures for Ed and...

#edward teach #ofmd #our flag means death

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My ability to resist drawing tiny Ed dissolved thanks to this sweetest little fic by @spirker , where we are graced with the image of Ed drinking tea from a thimble(!!!!) and I had to.

#ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach

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Ed in this --

Kinda feel like doing some speedpaints of Ed or Stede (or others, I need to branch out more) in different outfit prompts, my brain is too tired to pick for myself...

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Ed: okay so I want you to know that I am not judging you

Stede, visibly on the verge of tears: yeah

Ed: but I am curious about the situation that's currently happening in our living room right now

Stede: do you remember what you told me last night

Ed: can we do it again? Harder? I love you so much?

Stede: after all those things

Ed:

Ed: wait are you talking about -

Stede: when you were about to fall asleep and you told me you've always wanted to feel like a little baby bird in a nest, yeah

Ed:

Ed: so the massive bowl in our living room you've made out of pieces of scrap wood

Stede: supposed to be a nest, yeah

Ed: what's the weird plank for

Stede: that's so I can stand on the edge there and pretend to be a mama bird protecting you

Stede: you can say you hate it

Ed: I definitely do not hate it! Not at all! But I'm not sure if I want to actually get inside it

Stede: right

Ed: because of all the exposed nails and stuff. Yeah.

Stede: I can't believe I was trying to do one nice thing and I fucked it up this bad -

Ed: hey, babe, no! I love that you tried this, I love that you did that. But maybe we can just do this somewhere that's not in a giant bowl made of scrap wood with lots of exposed nails.

Stede: I was gonna put some blankets in there, you know. To protect you from the nails. But maybe -

Ed: yeah, maybe we can just do this in bed instead. Pretend that's our nest.

Stede: aww, does my little baby bird want to go to his nest?

Ed: your little baby bird would love that yeah

#yelling #i love them so fucking much #edward teach #stede bonnet

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Kinda feel like doing some speedpaints of Ed or Stede (or others, I need to branch out more) in different outfit prompts, my brain is too tired to pick for myself...

#this is amazing #stupid slutty stede bonnet #ofmd #stede bonnet

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puts the bell on him so you can hear him comin'

#edward teach #stede bonnet #our flag means death #ofmd #gentlebeard

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Study redraw

#the couple of all time #stede bonnet #edward teach #ofmd #our flag means death

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see if samba had said "and taika did a take where Ed calls Stede zaddy" I'd have laughed and gone "my best friend samba he's such a scamp" I WOULD NOT HAVE BELIEVED THIS IF HE DIDNT HAVE IT ON VIDEO

#for real tho

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@soupbtch had a good idea and I felt like sketching.

#edward teach #stede bonnet #jeeeeeeesuz christttt #ofmd #our flag means death #this is melting my fuckin brain

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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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Ed’s having a bad brain day today so Stede’s taking care of him. Earlier, Stede drew him a warm bath and threw some lavender petals in the water (Stede offered to leave Ed be for a while but Ed didn’t want to be alone, so they both squeezed into the too-small bathtub and stayed there until the water got cold), and now Ed is curled up under Stede’s arm while Stede gently massages his head and tells him that he’s loved as many times as he needs to hear it.

#who's that wistfully sighing? oh right. it's me #stede bonnet #edward teach #ofmd #our flag means death