When you’re out with the boys and suddenly no ones got powers so you end up taking the train home.
Unpopular opinion but my favourite head canon for Batman is that while he is still the dude who has hope and simultaneously wants to punch all crime, he can’t always shake the 1% tendencies. He is a ‘rich boy’ and getting him to take the subway probably took convincing. Hence using his cape to protect him from the germs.
Diana and Clark meanwhile are smiling like a couple who managed to exhaust their toddlers into a full night sleep.
On another note I was reading that often the guys of the MCU and DC have to dehydrate themselves nearly to organ failure to look cut for the movies. I think I’m gonna start drawing the boys a little thiccer. I mean, Diana in my mind is just built but healthy, but now I’ve decided Clark Kent is just the size of a midsized sedan and he has a waist that matches that. Hal and Barry have teeny bellies there cause they aren’t standing and it would make sense. They would all need fat stores to keep running around punching crime.
Anyways, everyone is gonna have little bellies now.
no this is actually perf since it's canon that robin would just....scare the shit out of criminals when he wasn't Quite strong enough to just beat the shit out of them
being goth in Gotham is kinda basic though (i say this lovingly) because 24/7 you're sorrounded by death and gloom and suffering and zero sunshine and literal fucking gargoyles on buildings.
like if you're goth in Gotham you fit in and i know this has been said before but that's why the rogues are so fucking colourful its cuz that shit stands out. you see someone wearing bright contrasting colours in the angst capital of the world and it is ingrained in you that that's you're cue to get the fuck out of there
what I'm trying to say is. when gothamites first saw robin they ran the other way until batman showed up and explained that the walking streetlight is friendly for once
hisoka is such an interesting character? like he's objectively a terrible person but so likeable at the same time idt any other characters similar to him (ex: orochimaru) have succeeded in being as likeable and as immoral at the same time