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I hate living under the panopticon :( my tummy hurts :(

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Friend Discord servers are magical places

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Art by yu QIuyang

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“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

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most twisted thing imaginable. i will chopp off op's hands and see if they grow back stop being mean to lizard i hate you i hate you i HATE YOU i hate you STOP DOING THAT TO LIZARDS even. if they do grow back

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#i can’t do tags

i made a quiz find out how rancid you are and leave your results in the tags

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#7% #but 100% superior to indecipher

i made a quiz find out how rancid you are and leave your results in the tags

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That's it. I'm about to die of laughter and the reason why i have troubles breathing at the moment is called blunthead tree snake. Look at him. Just look at this unbelievable joke of a reptile world!

Look at those eyes. I swear, that noodle has eyes bigger than combined size of brains of it's whole family. Eyes.

Eyes!

EYES!!!

But that's not all. The whole thing looks like one of those 80's cartoons where Tom got squeezed through sewer or pasta maker and became a wiggly shoelace. I mean.. damn

Snek

You o'rite?

Hey mate

I have some live mice pinkies if you are hungry

I'm laughing so much!!! 😂🤣🤣 Honestly, this is what the ultimate winner of Snake game looks like irl. This is some serious pootoo/chicken from Moana energy right here!!!

He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

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I made it so wherever I look explodes

op of this post probably wasn’t even trying to be the funniest person on earth when they made this video

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Danger Nuggets

What NBA team are you closest to?

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in honor of the new roaring 20s, we as a culture are going to stop sleeping on lackadaisy. 

it’s a webcomic written and drawn by tracy j. butler, set in 1927 st. louis. we follow the staff of a failing speakeasy as they struggle to keep their business afloat. chaos and a lot of murder ensues. it started in 2006 and still updates – no particular schedule, but always, always worth the wait. i’ve been a loyal reader for a decade now. it’s dark, funny, has SO much research put into it, and has some mindbogglingly gorgeous art. it was always great, but as the years have gone by it’s just gotten better and better. some samples:

this was all done by one person.

one. person.

ONE. PERSON.

if you’re into mystery/thrillers, prohibition era fiction, anthropomorphic kitties, awesome character development, and comics with lots of supplementary content to tide you over between updates…. go read lackadaisy.

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(sighing sadly) i blog about the end of days

This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

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Good and pure

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I’m like three levels deep on an amazon search and I feel like I’ve found something I shouldn’t be looking at directly