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on my last blog I made a post implying genghis khan was the chinese napoleon and that might be true. but. I'm looking into qin shi huang and mayyybe he should get the title instead

#besides onrtrp ofc

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dairy products in my fridge:

milk (whole)

yogurt

cottage cheese

two types of butter

mozzarella cheese

cream cheese

cheddar cheese

goat cheese

parmesan cheese

I killed the half-and-half this morning unfortunately

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pieter bruegel the elder...that man could paint hay

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oh man SBF would make such a good adam... if you can visit him in jail and smuggle a podcasting-quality mic and internet connection through security I'd love to have him on the show. he's like a friend of a friend of a friend I could convince him

in the rationalist-adjacent analog of cum town that summer and I are gonna start any day now once the podcasting gear comes in, instead of the "cheese faggot" bit we're gonna have the "markets faggot" bit. where our third cohost likes markets a little too much or something and we homophobically bully them about it

#if you can fit all that in there

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you can't just post about your goat cheese and fig jam spread without showing us

she was giving me shit for not having tried this sourdough bread yet so I felt justified in my actions

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in the rationalist-adjacent analog of cum town that summer and I are gonna start any day now once the podcasting gear comes in, instead of the "cheese faggot" bit we're gonna have the "markets faggot" bit. where our third cohost likes markets a little too much or something and we homophobically bully them about it

#if anyone wants to sign up #to be our adam friedland #let me know

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just texted a male friend for the first time in like two months. yeahhh I post about men on here too

#not counting this same guy last week #but he took until today to respond

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I made this delicious spread to try to impress her but it was too good and I ate too much and now I don't want to have a real dinner. I had girl dinner by proxy or some shit

just sent this woman an unsolicited picture of my goat cheese and fig jam spread

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speak for yourself gayboy I'm ready as hell

free the nipple is gonna come back for round 2 eventually but i think the culture now is even less ready than it was back then

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just sent this woman an unsolicited picture of my goat cheese and fig jam spread

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"A swagful female Confucius"

#hello ma'am

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this woman told me this morning that my new haircut looks "100x better" than it did before. two orders of magnitude... that's crazy. implies a near-zero rating before

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I think I'd be a much more efficient and productive worker if I were deeply and madly in reciprocated love

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Been having a lot of "wow this is just like Mr goat talked about" moments in socal but mostly about like. Plants. Why didn't he mention the California poppy. I'm a big fan

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when I read Worm I thought Taylor was pretty normal. I thought I'd probably do all that too. maybe try to communicate a little better but it can be hard so maybe not

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I'd be so good at being a woman. honestly maybe too good I might have dodged a bullet there

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#doesn't work in your head #gotta walk in the park and mutter under your breath #the words are different spoken out loud