“Don’t believe every worried thought you have. Worried thoughts are notoriously inaccurate.”
— Unknown
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Halloweentown (1998)
dir. Duwayne Dunham
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Funny how that works
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grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
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This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick
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Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.
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