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My mommy got me a new tarot deck and I’m still get acquainted with it so I’m offering $3 readings from my Nightmare Before Christmas deck. Let me know if you’re interested. I take CashApp, Venmo, and PayPal!

#tarot #tarot reading #tarot reader #tarot readings #tarot readers #nightmare before christmas

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Shane Madej really is the funniest possible co-host of a mystery show because he's just like. some things will remain a mystery forever and that's fine. I'm satisfied by not knowing for sure if there was a government conspiracy because that means the CIA is doing their covering-up job well, I'm proud of you guys. does it really matter who Jack the Ripper was? it was a hundred years ago. this murder victim still wasn't identified? maybe they were a spy and that's what they wanted. if I ever disappear in mysterious circumstances just assume I'm dead and move on, don't even look for my body because I want it to be eaten by wild animals.

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My favourite genre of movie is 'vapid girly teen flicks from the 90's and early 00's that actually have important feminist and socially conscious messages'.

Some examples;

Don't be afraid to break the pointless and sexist rules society has imposed upon you, especially if they stand between you and your dreams.

Learn to recognise your self worth beyond the trappings of success.

Recognising and working to correct your white privilege, is not only the right thing to do morally, but will also lead to a more diverse and exciting playing field.

You absolutely do not have to sacrifice your femininity or sense of self in order to make your way in a traditionally masculine field.

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it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[yourfriendtheneighborhoodvampire]

Hey everyone!!!

I’m doing Pay What You Can tarot readings tonight off of any of my decks in this picture. I’d love to read for you. Please let me know if you’re interested.

I take Venmo, CashApp, and PayPal!

#tarot #tarot reading #tarot readings #tarot readers #tarot reader #please consider donating

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I think Zelda got more of her father’s comedy genes than she realizes. 

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Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

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normalize grocery store violence

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friend

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[yourfriendtheneighborhoodvampire]

YA contemporary be like a quirky girl named ari (short for arithmetic) and her boyfriend peter (short for jupiter) have to help save their best friend abby (short for cabbage). They never swear but there will be one (1) HEAVILY implied sex scene and a single background character named Perso Nofcolor. It will sell 12 million copies.

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butch hartman is baiting me and im gonna stab him

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