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It's time

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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https://sverigesradio.se/artikel/gavlebockens-ovantade-hot-faglarna-ater-upp-den

Please tell me you read Swedish 😂

THE BIRDS ARE ON OUR SIDE!!!

Due to some change in how the straw was stored (i think) theres more actual seeds left on them and apparently a lot of birds have been slowly eating the goat 😂

yeah eat that goat!

#that goat is just not allowed peace… #every year I hear something about it on the news #and it’s always chaotic #poor goat

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me: has anyone ever actually had a crush on me or do i just exist. like what is the point

the several 50-ton cranes coming to demolish my home:

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YEAH BABY!

THE LAST OCTOBER THAT HAD A FRIDAY THE 13TH WAS SIX YEARS AGO!!!

TIME FOR...

DOUBLE HALLOWEEN!!!!!

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My partner says it’s specifically the upper three or four buttons (depending on the amount) and the sleeves pulled up past the elbow like some Boston guy ready to fight.

the sluttiest thing a man can wear is a button up shirt w the top buttons undone and the sleeves rolled up

#be quiet zero

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people want doing the right thing to be like pulling the correct lever at the correct time but actually usually doing the right thing is more like holding a moderate weight at arm's length continuously for seventeen years

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I think it’s quite obvious that I agree with you.

"if you like muscles and you like dick why don't you just date men" you don't get it. you don't get it at all

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what the fuck is this genre of gif called. i had a collection of these kinds of images and i lost them all these are only ones i can find.

#save #ref #remember #i need these gifs for… #reasons

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My boyfriend is sad y’all didn’t add the billhook (it’s his personal favorite)

Friendly reminder

#he looked like a sad puppy #I had to add it

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#my boyfriend read it as Gotham pff

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LOOK AT THS!!! I DONT CARE IF YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE! LOOK AGAIN FRIEND!

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

#most of the time yea #i really prefer colder temperatures #around 20 is perfect during the summer #i was born during a snowstorm man I was made for the cold

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🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎

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internet censorship bill about to pass congress:

ao3 is facing a ddos attack from an overseas right-wing anonymous group because it contains "degeneracy and disgusting things like LGBT and NSFW".

they're not the only right-wing group that is attacking fanfiction sites because of queer & nsfw content. the Heritage foundation, the US right wing think tank that writes laws for republicans, wrote an article about how "big tech turns kids trans" in which they're advocating for the Kid's Online Safety Act to pass because it will give state attorney generals power to sue websites for "potentially harmful content towards minors". in this article they point out websites like wattpad, tumblr, tiktok, twitter as sites that GOP attorney generals can and will target for censorship if this bill passes. all places where fandom, that's mostly queer, hangs out.

if you think this bill has no chance of passing because of all the red flags it poses, think again. it currently has 38 cosponsors in the senate, and is being pushed by the democrats as a "protecting the children!!" type bill.

there are left-aligned orgs in congress rn lobbying for this bill to pass. july is extremely decisive, because if KOSA goes through to markup it'll be bundled with the Earn It act, Restrict, and all the other bad internet bills and passed as a package, completely censoring the internet forever.

if you want to learn more about the bill, go here. also sign the open letter against it here

it's ESSENTIAL that you call your members of congress, specifically Maria Cantwell (you can call from out of state) and tell them DO NOT PASS KOSA. this site here connects you to your members of congress and gives you a short simple script to read off of! super easy and doesn't take much out of your day! please do this now!!

#if y’all live in the US please help out