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lex anderson

#home goals

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#laugh rule #yeah

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#vote 1 or 3 #2 is .1% over

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#yup

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

#laugh rule

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Id be nothing without them 🥹🥹

#them! #w.i.t.c.h.

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so iconic and real of adaine “i killed my dad and if it weren’t inconvenient i’d kill my mom too” abernant to just be like wow kipperlilly if you care about being boring that much just kill your parents :/

#laugh rule #honestly though #it’s genuinly so funny to me #‘why didn’t she just kill them then?’ #really though if you want a tragic backstory that bad #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high

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no but if sandralynn dated bobby dawn her taste in men is hysterical cause so far her known dating history is -cleric of sol -literal devil -werewolf with a wild past turned kindly school counselor -gilear

#yeah absolutely insane taste of men from Sandra Lynn #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #don’t forget our friend on leviathan

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#laugh rule #yeah #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20

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What do conductors even do like actually

#laugh rule #lots of things apparently

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"and her solution was NOT to kill her parents?!" Adaine-

#laugh rule #I mean honestly though #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20

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Endless Fantasy High

#laugh rule #I love them #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20

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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

#laugh rule #mythbusters

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Kipperlily being jealous of Riz from the jump because she wants to be a classic fantasy hero rising up from messed up circumstances is actually so fucked. If you will go back to Freshman year in your mind: Sklonda eating her cereal with water so Riz can have milk, Riz saying he can watch the palimpsest because no one is going to notice he’s gone, going from thinking his father was in a run of the mill accident to was probably murdered, finding out you’ve been unknowingly chasing after your father’s murderer the whole time… Kipperily is jealous that Riz has had a hard life. She’s jealous that he has suffered and believes that gives him an unfair advantage. That seems to be the root the rage god cultists or Jace or whatever used. Her jealousy and feelings that she’s owed tragedy instead of her picture perfect life, that it’s unfair her classmate has suffered not because he’s also a child but because it wasn’t her.

#it is incredibly fucked up #kipperlily copperkettle #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year

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the line between "sacred" and "scared" is the placement of a single letter. which probably means nothing. but i'm going to read into it.

#probably nothing #but maybe? #what if it’s not?

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just learned there's a war going on in stardew valley with zero explanation and since the game swings wildly between anti-corporate utopianism and classic kill 3 skeletons for 100 gold this opens up some fascinating world-building possibilities, namely: 1. it's a regular war that's just kind of happening while you wake up each morning, tend to your radishes and then go fight monsters down level 80 of an abandoned mineshaft so you can get iridium for the wizard living in a mysterious tower behind your farm; or 2. it's a magic war that a regular guy named kent voluntarily left his family for, and if you complete his request for a fresh starfruit he'll start telling you about his ptsd

#laugh rule #hell yeah

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

#shit fuck I forgot the post that went viral #damn #I think it was above 10k last time I checked #oh well #I picked 1000-5000 because most popular posts I’ve made chill in that zone #and I don’t make many because they’re not designed to escape containment #polls