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H...Him... *////*

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OMGOMGOMG; ARKHAMVERSE SCARECROW FACE REVEAL?!!! 😳😳😳 He's got the glasses, he's got the nose, the tired eyes, he's got the stitched gas mask, he's walking away from a fear toxined builduing like a badass - he's perfect?? 🔥🔥🔥

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many thots head full,!!!,!

i love when artists drew him like a thumb 👍 im gonna do that too

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As a reward for helping with a problem, John Constantine wants to give Bruce a chance to talk to his parents. “I can only do one at a time, thought, so, who’s first?”

Bruce sweats, “That won’t be necessary.”

The batkids watch like ??? they’ve seen Bruce in every state a man could succumb and raise, but they’ve never seen him scared. Alfred calmly steps forward, “Please do.”

“No. Don’t.”

John “I don’t want peace, I want trouble, always” Constantine smells some opportunity for chaos and grabs it.

The result of that is the very angry spirit of Thomas Wayne fixing Bruce with the glare of the year, “You dropped oUT OF MED SCHOOL?!” The entire mansion seems to tremble.

Bruce yelps like a scolded cat and runs around the dining table, “I was busy with BATMAN—“

“ Che cazzo è un Batman, — Get back here! You were there a year, — Che cazzo fai, CHE CAZZO FAI?! Pack your bags, you’re going back.”

To the batkids’ absolute horror Bruce starts to cry, face watery and bright, and they finally understand what Alfred meant by tantrums. “Non voglio tornare indietro, papà!”

“Non mi interessa, cazzo, — wait till your mother hears about this, Harley graduated with HONORS. What exemple are you giving to my grandkids? Don’t — Don’t run, GET BACK HERE!”

Tim sweats in high school dropout, Dick sweats in cop, Jason sweats in drug lord, Damian sweats in art kid, and Stephanie just sweats in general.

“Should, uh… Should we help?”

“Are you kidding? I haven’t seen Jason this happy since the Queen died.”

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Ghostsoap wallpaper because they are cute uwu

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Commission for @/tamagoart on twt! 💤💕

#i love men #yummy #pricesoap

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herbert west ass lighting

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I feel a little hypocritical saying it when I haven't gone all the way with this method yet, but I highly suggest everyone at the very least learn how to buy/use DIY HRT so they're prepared in case official means are no longer acccessible to them. it is obviously not ideal compared to official means to accessing HRT, and we need to defend trans healthcare. do not interpret this as me advocating for "giving up". but when the healthcare system fails us, DIY is an option that everyone has, and it's important to me that people understand that they have options. spending an afternoon reading up on how you'd go about DIY is free and affirming even if you don't need/want to DIY right now.

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Dress Up - 👻🧼

Dont mind soap, he just can’t think straight rn lol

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Jason keeps him humble

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Bittern at the grocery store

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Local babysitter allows having vegan combo once

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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

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Red Hood: do I look like a bat to you?

Villain: I mean... Yeah? *Gestures at his bat chest plate*

Red Hood: oh. Uh. We just have the same guy making our uniforms. The bat is pre- you know what never mind *shoots them*

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Tell Me, What ARE You Afraid Of?

This was by far the most challenging artwork I think i have ever done! I wanted to finish this for Halloween and I am proud I actually finished it on time! I was heavily inspired by Arkham Asylum for this piece, Scarecrow’s nightmare segments were very cool and perfect for the spooky season. His design is a mixture of BTAS, the arkham games, and a bit from the future state harley quinn comic!

Let me know if anyone can spot the small Mad Hatter playing card easter egg in the painting too ;)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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fyi your dad is a whor—