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OSHA VIOLATION

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Y’all, I just can’t. Hockey twitter is a cesspool right now that even I can’t wade into. Maybe the 3rd round will be better?

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🐧🇺🇸

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“I try to spend as much time as I can with Kimi. Last year we played badminton. We’re both very busy so we could only play once. I lost.” Sebastian Vettel

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Nolan Patrick

Flyers TV Original: “Dog Days”

2018

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#nolan patrick #philidelphia flyers

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Max’s face when daniel said he called max buddy is sending

#daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #maxiel

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straight guy two beers in

the deweys have a chokehold on me I cant stop thinkinh about them, so have this silly comic I spent 6 hours on (way too much time)

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Pittsburgh Penguins 2010-2011 Team Calendar || part 1

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this is so fucking cute?!??? the same person who did the art for his indigenous peoples mask <3

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happy birthday to the cutest enemy of silence 💌

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rusty! - postgame 22/3/24

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Top 5 sidgeno moments 🎤

i’m going against the spirit of the game here because instead of doing a top five i’m gonna really get into my top 1. okay?

so you guys know the t-shirt cannon video. infamous. we all love it. geno yelling out to distract sid to make him miss the shot and then chirping him for missing the shot all in the same breath. classic. the “he not sleep this night, we have game tomorrow” joke while sid scuttles around in the background. the way that sid FLINCHES when geno raises the t-shirt cannon like he truly believed geno was about to blow his fucking head off with a tshirt at point-blank range. but this isn’t what i want to talk about.

what i want to talk about is how sid makes geno load the t-shirt cannon for him every single time. sid does not load it himself once. geno does it for him. it makes me go crazy. when i was in university there was a stoner guy who had a crush on me and whenever we smoked i would make him hold the bowl and light it for me because i didn’t want to burn my thumb with the lighter. every single time i smoked he did that for me. it was the most princess behaviour i’ve ever engaged in in my LIFE and i felt so smug about it and i know that is EXACTLY how sidney crosby felt making geno load the cannon for him. g :( my arms not big enough… :( can you use your big long arms to do it for me :( please… 🥺 ohhh he doesn’t even ASK him on camera geno just DOES it for him without any COMMENT he’s chirping sid for a million things but has nothing to say about having to shove the shirt into the cannon for him every SINGLE time it makes me go CRAZYYYYY

#sidgeno #oh… #old man yaoi #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin

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i am so ill-equipped and rusty to draw his twunk ass

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ari @ phi | 2.11.21

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“what i liked about carey is that everybody thinks he’s just this western cowboy guy, but he’s not—he’s just not. not with me, anyway. he understands life. i don’t just see him as a hockey player.” - pk subban

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a loss is a loss but are you ever really a loser when you've got someone this pretty tending your goal?