When Twitter inevitably explodes I want this to be one of the few surviving tweets
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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monkey
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jesus christ dude
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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
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sad to report that Netflix has made an adult animation reboot of Good Times
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Normalize breaking bottles over people's heads
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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother
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alright i have some oak aged tequila and I'm making chicken adobo and blasting chunes in my kitchen
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today has been nice but I did start crying uncontrollably on the way to the liquor store and I'm not sure if it was out of relief or anxiety but I'm good now 👍
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okay I have to walk the dogs and then go get alcohol I'm thinking maybe tequila tonight
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