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My ideal street layout, wide sidewalk, wide bike lanes, and a 2 lane road that only allows streetcars on it. Yes I know this a bad drawing, I made it in a hurry

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You're stuck in a timeloop but can't tell because you're on a train going through the great plains

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

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It’s a surprise that out of my siblings I’m the one that’s most “disrespectful” towards catholicism (I just have a really casual relationship with God and it comes across the wrong way to others) when my atheist sister was so open about her contempt for the church that she indirectly got the discussion portion of our annual school retreat canceled for the following sessions bc she argued intensely with the speaker and got everyone to join her lmao

Meanwhile my religion teacher only started pretending to not see me raise my hand in class bc of an argument I made regarding cafeteria hotdogs

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how it feels finding a cool base location in minecraft

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Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.

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Hunter toh dort baby I did on my phone

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its so funny how on some of my anti 5e action posts there are people like "don't be a buzzkill! we're not hurting any one! let us do what we want!"

and then on my post specifically mentioning how 5e is bad for dms there's about a dozen people going "yeah everyone in my play group will only play 5e and insists on making me DM and it's a lot of work and I hate it"

anyway if you like D&D but you refuse to DM and you refuse to let your DM run something other than 5e, uh, you are being an asshole and you need to shoulder some of the work you are expecting from your DM friend.

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nonbinary people in Paris fucking love Luka Couffaine because he takes one look at em and goes "oh I get your gender it's..." and plays a sick fuckin guitar solo and it's like finally someone Gets it

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People often ask me about accessibility stuff when it comes to walkable cities so I’m gonna highlight some stuff I find to be cool

Raised intersections! These are intersections where the road gently rises to the level of the sidewalk, acting as slight speed bumps for cars and eliminating the need for going up and down ramps with mobility aids or carts

Level train platforms and user operated bus ramps! Ramps operated by external buttons and level platforms make it so that wheelchair and walker users don’t need to speak to a driver to access transit

Moped cars/micro cars! Miniature cars often used by people who can’t use bikes. Many of them are so small that they fit in bike lanes

Frequent bench placement! A walkable street is one with places to rest.

Air conditioned bus stops! In places where it often gets super hot frequent bus stop placement combined with air conditioning can make transit safer and more accessible to more people

Cargo bikes! Who needs a car when you can haul your stuff and/or dogs around in a bike?

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change.

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best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

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Dick: Damian isn’t great about expressing his emotions.

Damian: If I say how I feel, people will say how they feel, and I don’t care.