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Now imagine being so obsessed with the said worm

Rip @zuffer-weird-girl and @glassartpeasants , they would've loved the Nemoto x Rappa reader insert I've been working on😔

*sometimes it's like I can still hear their voices...calling out and begging for more content. This April Fools day is a memorial of that intense love and passion for Nemoto and Rappa. May their love continue forever💜

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I'm thinking about coming back to writing fanfics

#you all know the true #late aprils fools

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Can't even be respected after my own death god dammit

Rip @zuffer-weird-girl and @glassartpeasants , they would've loved the Nemoto x Rappa reader insert I've been working on😔

*sometimes it's like I can still hear their voices...calling out and begging for more content. This April Fools day is a memorial of that intense love and passion for Nemoto and Rappa. May their love continue forever💜

#love that this still goes on #gotta respect when someone takes time just to mess with glass about her undying love for nemoto

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everybody say happy birthday chisaki

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every day I stray further from the light

#gimme #gimme him

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If I caught your attention, hear me out!

I've opened my art store back up and am testing the waters with some very simple bracelets. There is one of each and I chose to do simple LOV characters (staying away from the big 3 of course). Just a prototype drop until I get a feel for things. Link HERE

So if you're looking to help a creator out then please consider buying my dumb little crafts (the shipping is free because I pay that myself, and you get a free gift with your purchase).

More notes under the cut:

-I'll be back to writing here very soon as well. I'll be looking toward getting back into the flow after grieving and finding myself again.

-Hopefully if the store does well this time then I'll be able to post more than 5 products there. This is great news since I won't need to update it much and also so everyone can have more options

-Although this isn't my art blog, I'm going to be posting store updates here more often so please bear with me

-I want to give a big thanks to anyone that reached out to me after my loss with encouraging or supportive words. I want you to know it meant the entire world to me. Also thank you to everyone else for being patient with me while I was on Hiatus. Let's get this show back on the road!

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I guess this it.

I honestly don't even know why I'm doing this since I just stopped showing, but I believe I needed to say this for once.

I'm quitting Tumblr for good.

For around 5 years I was able to come out of my shell and write things about a extremely attractive sociopath and then slowly progress to add some more into the list. But I no longer will be doing that and my deepest apologies for those who requested something for me which I couldn't make. But I won't reach anyone's expectations, especially mine.

Here in Tumblr I made some good friends, and I'm thankfully thankfully all of them and all of the 3k of all of you.

But now I want to focus on healing myself, making my relationships work (both my romantic one and with my family), focus on my career and have my life going once again to a better place after a painfull loss I suffered.

I wish all of you a happy life, and maybe some day I might come back to write to another Fandom (lol doubt it) but until then, this is goodbye.

Thank you.

#zuffer's out 😁

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Shower

To say this was inspired by @thotsforvillainrights post its a understatement.

Warnings: shower sex, reader is female, p in v sex; they don't use protection, breeding kink?, pulling hair (don't blame me, him and nanami share the same va), a bit of possessive maybe? If I forgot something let me know

And of couser

NO MINORS ALLOWED

You threw your purse on the bed as soon as you arrived on your bedroom with a heavy sigh.

Well, to put on nice words: your day was bad.

Apparently your boss woke up on the wrong side of the bed and was treating every poor employee like shit, but you? Oh, they just couldn't stop giving you what to do or judging your work, and on your way home your car broke down and you had to call someone to pick it up as you only grimaced on what your boyfriend would say, to make things worse, you decided to walk back home and then to your lucky it started to rain. And just as you were about to enter a car passed by and threw some of the dirty muddy water of the street on your legs...

You were exhausted and not on a good mood at all.

You rubbed your temples up and down while grumbling to yourself. The day had sucked and you just wanted to sleep, but that wouldn't happen due to the feeling of all the sweat, rain and street water glued to your skin, making even a sensation if sickness. You weren't as mysophobic as your partner, but there were limits.

You needed a very, VERY, long hot shower...

It didn't take much long for you to discard your clothes and immediately found the right temperature to get in and just sigh in plain relief at the sensation of the drops of water hitting your skin gently.

Being distracted while cleaning yourself, you didn't heard the bathroom door open...

At the feeling of the box being open you squeaked and covered yourself but only sighed at seeing your boyfriend looking up and down at yourself.

"Kai, next time knock please..." You pleaded before returning to your actions as your boyfriend stayed silent "is there something wrong? Don't worry, I will be out in a second so you can get in-"

"No need." He muttered suddenly and you arched an eyebrow until your eyes widened when you saw him slowly take off his mask then soon his dress shirt, exposing his chest.

"What are you doing?" You muttered in astonishment , you couldn't help yourself to admire the beauty of your boyfriend... he was simply, so fuvking hot... and since he never wears something that expose much of hid abs it was such a glorious sign to see them so close.

"I don't think I have the patience to wait for you my dear." He muttered while folding his clothes and setting them on somewhere else before entering, standing in front of you as some water drops hitted his skin.

"H-huh... right.. r-right." You muttered, feeling your cheeks warm a bit. Never you two took a shower together before you knew of Kai's boundaries... so why this all of the sudden?

"Is something the matter?" He said nonchantly while approaching you, face just inches away from yours, so close you could feel his breath even with the hot steam of the shower.

"Not at all." You gulped and went to grab the soap again until his hand grabbed onto your wrist. You widened your eyes and saw him taking the soap on his free hand before he mentioned for you to turn around.

You frowned but did follow his orders, enjoying the opportunity to splash some water into your face until your breath hitched when you felt two pairs of rough and big hands on your shoulders. Immediately making you tense up.

"I heard some precepts talking about how you arrived." He muttered before you heart skipped a beat when his voice was right close to your ear "I thought I should make sure my angel was going to clean herself properly..."

"Is this really serious or-" You were about to joke until he pressed you against ghe wall with his whole body, your insides tingling and warming up like a furnace at feeling the hot and hard member almost twitching so close to your bottom.

"When do I ever joke?" He muttered before grabbing a fist of your hair and pulling gently your head back to meet his very hungry golden eyes looking back at you "and since it has been so long we got to be intimate like this, I couldn't let this opportunity slip through my fingers, could I?" He muttered seductively while giving you a harsh suck on your pulse point on your neck.

It was true. Due to how often both of you had been busy since Christmas, now was the first time of the year you felt your partner like this... and boy, how did you miss it.

"But you could deny if you want darling..." He purred the nickname, making you shiver a bit until you squeaked at suddenly feeling two of his fingers entering your walls and rubbing expertly. "Yet, j think this is the only evidence I need that you need me, just as much as I need you..." He muttered while showing you the wet, transparent and sticky essence dripping from his fingers.

... sometimes you didn't whether to curse or thanks God for having a boyfriend who knew your body so well...

"K-kai..." You moaned as you felt him rubbing his dick up and down your entrance. "Dont tease me like this..."

"Tease?" He let out a dark chuckle "You are so desperate for me to put my cocktail inside you? Is that it love? You want me to to fill you up? Cum deep inside you?" He groaned at his own words and you pulled a hand on your mouth to keep yourself from moaning too loud until you gasped at his other hand coming to grab your wrist "none of that. If you have something to let out, then let it. I want every scum of the hassaikai to know you are moaning because of me... and look at that, I didn't even touched you right yet.."

You whimpered while looking at his eyes as he finally let go of your hair to grab your what's with both of his hand.

"Please.." You begged as he smirked.

"Good girl." He purred while fixing himself to enter in one go due to how wet you were.

You let out a rather big moan as he couldn't help but bite your shoulder to keep him from letting out any sounds as you whimpered, adjusting to his long length deep inside of you.

"No matter how many times we do this-" You gasped when he went back a little to slam hard on you again "you are always so tight, so warm... perfect for me." He groaned, not containing himself and starting to pound onto you without mercy.

It felt so good, his cock hitting always the g spot as you moaned and whimpered at the sensation, you felt too good... how was this possible? How could your boyfriend always make you feel so good? Both of you were inexperienced on this a few years ago, but now? Kai fucked you like He was born to do it..

And you were born to take it from him and enjoy every single second of this pleasure.

"F-fuck... so good!" You babbled as your boyfriend smirked while still pouding you from the back.

"Is that so?" He chuckled before groaning in ecstasy "You shouldn't tease me like this, all pretty and clean just for me to destroy you all over again... " He muttered while kissing all over your neck as you moaned.

"G-god Kai please don't stop-!" You whimpered as you moved your hips in sync with his until you felt the all so familiar sensation building up inside you "Kai w-wait! I'm going to-to-"

"Already?" He panted before pulling once again on your hair to look at him "needy as always.. but I'm feeling generous today my love-" He muttered while hitting you from inside with his cock while gently and slowly rubbing your clit "Cum then. Cum for me."

And just like that, you felt pure ecstasy as a rather loud moan left your lips, your orgasm hitting you quite harsh as you had to put your hands on the wall to prevent from falling, even if Kai immediately held you by the waist protectively but never stopping his pace that was only now starting to become sloppy.

"Fuck, perfect.." He panted on your ear as he kept fucking you "Perfect for me. You were made for me, and I was made for you." He groaned, as you whimpered a bit at the overstimulation but soon spotting thr signs of his final point. Pace rather slop but fast, as he twitched.

"Cum inside me. Please my love." You whimpered while gently grabbing his jaw as he muffled a deep man on your neck.

"You want that? My cum deep inside you?" He panted as you nodded desperately.

He cursed a bit louder than normal as be grabbed onto your waist with one hand as the other pulled your hair back a bit as he claimed your lips in his until finally his hips stilled glued onto yours, ropes of cum shooting inside your warm walls as your tongues danced together for a bit.

He parted the kiss first as he rested his head on your shoulder, finally letting go of your hair and holding your waist with both of his hands now, you two a mess and panting.

After a while he shakily rubbed your scalp a bit and you hummed in appreciation before he muttered:

"We need another shower." You couldn't help but let out a fit of laughter as he smirked on your skin.

"You call me desperate but what was that?" You asked while looking at him while giggling as he rolled his eyes with a click of his tongue.

"You tempted me."

"OH so now is my fault?"

"Basically." He muttered before grabbing the forgotten soap and starting to rub your back.

#overhaul x reader #chisaki kai x reader #overhaul nsfw #bnha villains x reader #smut #bnha villains #chisaki kai #overhaul #bnha x reader #kai chisaki x reader #zuffer writings #surprise

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...hm.

The community of depraved Chisaki sluts have got to do better. It's Chisaki for crying out loud. WHERE are all the SHOWER related smut x readers!?

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*wipes sweat away in relief* phew

If I'm sick, I'm making you law fans suffer withme by making angst. Love you guys 🫰

EDIT: You guys have been spared since I got over my cold before I could finish it. The world has taken pity on you all so your safe. FOR NOW

#also happy new year (late again)

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Here, take this sacred Chisaki for your long and dreadful journey.

#always remember your favorites

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Is the season of Christmas and what my friends do to me? Bully me.

I WOULD RATHER EAT DUST OF SHIGARKI THEN READ SOMETHING OF RAPPA

Oh, if it isn't going to bother you, could we have the numbers 18 and 17 with fav sociopath Chisaki Kai? Please?

(That's so odd because I could've swore you meant to say Rappa with these prompts. Oh well, I'm sure you'll ask for him later on. Don't worry, I'll get them ready for when you do😊)

~Kai Chisaki Prompts #17,18~

He wasn't by any means a perfect man and he knew this. If only you knew how many times he's considered himself a monster and unworthy of you...oh how much he wonders why you ever chose him in the first place. Every year around this time you were working overtime to spread the holiday cheer while he sat around and did nothing to help. Every time he tried, he felt so weird and out of place. It was like watching a stranger command his body. Baking cookies? Decorating a tree? These were things he didn't think capable of himself. This morning however, he was determined to at least try and take over so you could relax for once. He wanted so badly to make this a special Christmas eve for you. It was the moment he realized he felt a bit overwhelmed and like he had no control over a simple situation that made him feel like a failure. How could he burn everything he tried to bake for you at once? How is it possible the water is boiling over on the stove? Why did he forget to close the fridge door right away and now some of the shit he bought was ruined? Why is the tree poorly decorated and where are the lights? Did he really leave the fucking lights in the storage shed!? Why are your presents he delivered delayed??? The stores are closed and they might not be delivered until AFTER Christmas, are you serious right now???? He was completely defeated when you got out of bed to see what the commotion was. "Everything is ruined." He spoke quietly as he watched you survey the area. You sigh and smile gently at him as you approach to turn off the oven and help tidy up the mess. He silently apologizes again once everything is taken care of. "Oh Kai, why are you doing all of this love?" You ask him when the two of you finally sit on the couch for a minute of peace together. "I simply wanted it to be a special day for you. I ended up making it worse and now look at the mess on your hands due to my negligence. I can take things apart and rearrange them to my liking but I candle handle baking a simple tray of sugar cookies for you. I've failed you...why are you smiling as though everything is well?" You reach up to gently caress his covered cheek before slipping the mask down and planting a soft kiss on his lips. You pull away and make note of the pink blush adorning his cheeks. "Because I'm with you of course. Regardless of the situation, it's being together that makes this time of the year so special. Now please cheer up. We've got some hours to turn this thing around, trust me." You reassure him and he smiles softly. "Sure thing."

#great writings as always #will always love chisaki no matter what

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Anon: heyyy girl! How have you been? I must say that your blog, no matter when, is still STUNNING. I follow you since the bazooka squad era lol. Can you pretty please make a request for me about Chisaki? One where he is been howling his ass on his office since pops kinda grounded him with paper work but reader comes and just straight up takes him out... kinda like kidnapping but in a good way?

You smiled kindly at the precept who let you in inside the house and made your way with a happy aura that wasn't quite frequent on the shie hassaikai, but it was sure much like a breath of fresh air.

Although your smiled dropped when you noticed the leader discussing something with some scared precepts before they hurried off when the old man just pointed his finger at the door you just came in with a very stern and rather loud '-now before I change my mind'.

You stepped outside of the way of the precepts and frowned at the elder massaging his temples with a head sigh.

"Good afternoon pops." You muttered and the old man immediately stopped his actions to look at you and give you at least a kind yet tired smiled.

"Good afternoon (Y/n) my dear, how have you been?" He fixed his posture as you walked a bit closer to him.

"Same old." You giggled "How are you though? You sound tired..."

"Tired?" The elder chuckled but you gulped when you saw his right eye twitching "I'm fucking pissed off actually."

You widened your eyes... in all of the years you've been here you never actually heard a swear coming from this man's mouth... well, until now at least.

"U-uh-"

"Your boyfriend just simply refuses to listen." He chuckled a bit darkly "I tell him to NOT do something and guess what he does? The exact damn opposite." He ranted on as you nodded a bit, still not quote recovered at seeing the usual calm and collected pops so... irritated.

"I swear he gives me more headaches than all of my years inside this fucking organization and I've been here practically all of my life." He sighed while pushing his Grey hair back before looking at you "I apologize my dear, I will just go lay down a bit to calm myself down."

"I-is okay." You smiled a bit "just try to calm down a bit yeah?... is chisaki-"

"On his office." He grumbled while rubbing his head "I gave him something to do, not simply fuck up all my hard work to not have the police on my ass at least." He muttered and your jaw fell.

Alright, He was definitely pissed at your boyfriend.

You took some steps and knocked lightly on his door but heard nothing.

"Love? Is me." You knocked once while calling "Can I please come in?"

You had to put your ear on the door to finally hear a grumble as you sighed and shrugged. Close enough to a answer.

As soon as you entered and closed the door you didn't know whether to laugh or gasp..

There was at least five piles full of documents on Kai's desk. And it wasn't small piles, no, they were big. Similar to those cartoons when a character is at their work.

Kai hated taxes and hated to do these kind of work inside the yakusa... so judging by the tired yet pissed look of your boyfriend, this was probably his punishment given by pops.

"Oh honey... what did you do this time?" You accidentally let out as Kai only glared at you.

"If you're here to mock me or give me a scolding about my ideas to put this sorry place back on their glory days not being 'right' than just get out of here." He growled and you blinked... pops did scared you a bit when he growled, but your boyfriend? Nah, you were used to his bad mood.

"I didn't do neither of these, I just asked you what did you do to make pops put you in this kind of work... again." You lifted your hands up in a signal of peace as he only grumbled.

You shaked your head a bit before walking towards where he was sitting. He didn't stop what he was doing until your hands started to massage a bit his shoulder... he did tense up a bit at the start but soon you heard a little sigh and his body soon started to relax, little by little.

You snorted but that was enough for him to glare at you once again.

"Care to tell me what happened?" You lowered yourself down to put your head on his shoulder as he scoffed. "Not going to?"

Another scoff which made you roll your eyes at his attitude, until an idea popped as you smiled mischievously.

His breath caught on his throat when you started to plant kisses on the exposed part of his neck, and you couldn't help the giggled escaping your lips at feeling his skin shiver the slightly bit.

He muttered your name in warning as you kept kissing all of his weak spots.

"Tell me what happened" kiss "you might even feel better" kiss "please?" Another kiss "I want to try to calm you down a bit." Kiss

It was silent for a bit until he sighed deeply, hanging his head backwards a bit but enough to bump softly with yours. You removed yourself from the crook of his neck to watch from upwards his face which was clearly more relaxed, eyes closed and no more his eyebrows scrunched which surely would gave him wrinkles before his 40s.

You waited for him to peak his eyes open before silently suggesting to take off his black face mask and he only closed them once again, silently letting you removed the mask to see his whole face on all its glory. You smiled at seeing the signs of some of hair grow in his chin as you gently carreseded the area with your thumb as he grunted.

"Forgot to shave?" You asked as you felt your fingers being slight tickeed by ghe small facial hairs of his.

"Didn't had time." He justified, his frown coming back nefore you kissed his forehead.

"I like it. It suits you. Makes you even more senior than usual." You kissed his lips as he scoffed later.

"Disgusting."

It was a peaceful silence until you felt one of your hands being picked up by one of his bigger gloved hands. He brought close to his face, smelling the scent of the soap or hand sanitizer you used due to his mysiphohia and he couldn't help the warm feeling as he planted a small and almost shy kiss on your hand afterwards.

You smiled at the gesture, feeling all warm and fuzzy yourself at how far he had come over his own mysophobia just for you.

"There was this one specific minor gang on the center of Tokyo." He started, staring at your hand he hadn't let go of "A bunch of imbeciles, yet they had some.. "merch" I was quite interested in. It had a vicious effect on the brain and would lead us to gain some money to-"

"You were dealing with drugs again, weren't you?" You muttered.

"... you sound disappointed."

"Well, kinda. I know your intentions are good love but... it's just isn't right." You sighed, knowing your ideals were very much different. Kai could be extremist and radical sometimes on things he wanted and believed, quirks being a very much example of it.

You felt himself letting go of your hand and standing up from his chair, and for a second you thought you had angered him again but he just looked at you with solemn eyes.

"You're better than me as a human in many ways. Yet, I want this organization to come back as being a respected and powerful one. The method we've been doing for these last years is not working." He spoke as he took some steps and sat on the couch of his office, legs spread and arms resting over it "Some rules need to be broken to get our goal."

"But that's not right still love.." You dared to speak as you walked near him "Besides, you always end up on a fight or using your quirk on someone..."

"That is just a consequence, but is worth it." He growled at the ground.

"Is it?" You muttered "I.. I keep worrying about you or if you're okay almost all of the time now."

"You don't need to."

"Of course I need to!" You exclaimed while taking a seat next to him "Kai, I love you. You're my boyfriend. And I care and worry about you... don't you feel the same about me?"

Silence... and you sighed. You knew he felt the same way, but sometimes you couldn't help but think your man was way too complicated...

"Is what he wants." He broke the tension "thats something that he wants for so long... it would be the only way to pay him back to what he had done to... me." He muttered, staring ahead of him as you frowned.

"... I know you want to pay him back love, but maybe you being his successor is already enough."

"Is not." Kai muttered "trust me... is not."

You frowned before scooting closer and looking at him. His golden eyes looked at you for a bit before sighing and lifting one of his arms to allow you to hug his torso.

You laid your head on the crook of his neck as his gloved hand remained in your scalp, while both of your hands and his other one were on top of each other.

"You didn't change my mind about much things I did, but... I'm glad you came here. To check on me, I guess." He muttered and you couldn't help bit to snort.

"You're so stubborn." You whispered before looking at him, his stoic face no where to be seen as he scoffed at your words.

"Look who is talkin-" He widened his eyes when you kissed him once again, the hand that was on top of his now sweetly holding the right side of his jaw.

"You were saying?" You giggled at his red cheeks and those golden eyes glaring at you before he grabbed your both cheeks "Mh!"

"Shut up you brat. Didn'tyou want to calm me down? Then be quiet." He muttered huskily near your lips before kissing them again

Safe to say, he wasn't finishing those taxes.

#overhaul x reader #chisaki kai x reader #overhaul #chisaki kai #bnha x reader #bnha villains x reader #kai chisaki x reader #bnha villains #zuffer writings

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YOU MADE ME DISGUSTED AND ANGRY NOT SCARED

Happy late Halloween! I've got something to REALLY scare @thotsforvillainrights and @zuffer-weird-girl

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THIS IS NO FRIGHT THIS IS HORRENDOUS LIES

Happy late Halloween! I've got something to REALLY scare @thotsforvillainrights and @zuffer-weird-girl

#you cant even fucking joke anymore on aprils fools

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I know I'm late but this is year was the first ever Halloween where I handed candy to a lil girl trick or treating on my building and I felt both old and cherished because God dammit cute kids are my weakness

#she looked so happy when i handed to her a candy bar #here in brazil we usually dont do this much but sometimes it happens

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What have I done to deserve this shitty treatment huh? nOTHING

Happy late Halloween! I've got something to REALLY scare @thotsforvillainrights and @zuffer-weird-girl