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Кapтиʜa, ĸoтopyю ᴙ ʙижy ĸaждᴏe yтpo․․․
Кapтиʜa, ĸoтopyю ᴙ ʙижy ĸaждᴏe yтpo․․․
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Roommates when you don't need to take a shower: I mean honestly who even needs a bathroom. Fuck this bathroom I hate being in this bathroom .you couldn't pay me to spend a single second in this bathroom
Roommates when you do need to take a shower: I love this bathroom soooooo much I am going to spend the rest of my life in this bathroom. I'm domesticating the wolf and planting cereal grains in this bathroom I'm figuring out how to make bronze in this bathroom
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this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world
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I ♥️ my SPORE™
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with summer rearing its ugly head once more let us not forget nat leftatlondon’s words
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Please sign the petition!!!
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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it would have been so fun to drunk drive your horse in the 18th century
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you know what will salvage this expensive and unemployable degree? a second, even less employable degree!! #grad school
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whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP
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