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We need to bring back children’s programming that focuses on reading. I’m so serious

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Oh you’re tired?? Well i know a GREAT place to nap it’s called my chest with my arms holding you ever so gently yeah it’s got great reviews

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it's important to mock and belittle military and law enforcement to signal to others that these are not respectable professions, both to dissuade entry and to devalorize the institutions in the public eye

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

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the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

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rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

#just a lil guy

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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

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whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that

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The concept of not using your top sheet is totally foreign to me. I guess it’s because I grew up in a drafty old house sleeping under down comforters, antique quilts, wool blankets and other pieces of bedding that were a sensory nightmare/difficult to clean. I see people in my generation joke about the uselessness of the top sheet and I’m like. Idk, I think it has a pretty important job to do protecting you from touching the creepy haunted quilt your great grandma sewed.

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I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

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