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people who buy anime figurines are brave because what if toy story is real. imagine leaving a mini komaeda alone in your room

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LEGEND!

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Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific

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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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nobody:

2012 tumblr:

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this site is so funny you sound evil

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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

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Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions…

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normalize treason romanticize duplicitousness and sexualize usurpation

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you ever see a post thats like. completely okay! but you don't really vibe with it so you don't reblog. but then you see it over and over and over again, so much so that it grew on you? here you go, lil fella. A Reblog. as a treat

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I used the phrase “this fucks severely” with my boss, and in his notes he wrote “claim has been made that this idea copulates with vigor” and I’m fucking weeping

#GUESS WHAT I JUST ADDED TO MY VOCABULARY #11 eeleven fav

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I used the phrase “this fucks severely” with my boss, and in his notes he wrote “claim has been made that this idea copulates with vigor” and I’m fucking weeping