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Keith Browning absolutely nailing today’s Batober theme of Heartbreak.

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“…his name is Kieran”

Alternatively titled ‘First Meeting’

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They are studying us in petri dishes

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‘Do you love the colour of the sky’ looking ass character design (affectionate)

[art credit: @/agarthanguide]

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Dear Critical Role Production Team,

You are sitting on a veritable GOLD MINE of content that should be part of your Beacon exclusive lineup, like yesterday.

After a pretty much perfect 4-Sided Dive, starring ultimate fangirls and voices of so many in the fandom- Aabria Iyengar & Aimee Carrero- the gears started slowly churning away in my head.

Give these ladies a monthly podcast! Call it "Critical Tea" and, with the assistance of the beautiful and ever-present Dani Carr (filling in for Cadeucus as Tea Master), they can bring on various guests and gush about everything that drives the fandom wild. Bonus points if you have Cadeucus voice overs for tea related stuff.

Collect fan-submitted questions, theories, and art for the show. Give them a big conspiracy board with red yarn so they can discuss everything.

They can keep track of random things. Is Vax still an orb? How much party gold do they think Chetney actually still has in his possession? Campaign couple/shipping vibe checks using a different unit of rating each episode based on some joke earlier in the podcast. Bonus points if they pull two party members randomly from a tea kettle and rate their current opinions on the possible shipping between them.

Think of the merch possibilities. Representing the tea company you've licensed with, if they'd like to be a sponsor for specific episodes.

We need to spill the Critical Tea.

Throw a big old disclaimer about nothing in the show being canon, the ladies just want to gush about whatever moments in Critical Role history need fangirled over with whatever cast member, former guest star, or famous friend wants to join them at the couches for Critical Tea. Oh, and Omar cameos.

As proof of concept, please note the following, attached screenshots:

Yours faithfully,

-a fan

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i cannot describe to you how desperately i need dorian, fearne, and orym all cuddling again and ashton being like “oh i can’t cuddle fearne anymore :(”

and then ALL THREE OF THEM are just like “get the fuck over here” and it results in all four of them just in a big cuddle pile

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I think they can be besties, with the power of sheer, cunty outfits

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decided to give Bells Hells some proper winter clothing <3

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well the day has come

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"Dragon Age Inquisition isn't a good game—"

Dragon Age Inquisition is the only game where I can stand on a rainy beach and watch a giant fight a dragon, while an ancient elven god stands behind me saying spooky cryptic shit like "I wonder what lies sunken beneath those waves." So.

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bonus points bc the positive rep comes from a show with good non-binary AND Jewish rep too like AYYYY

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the holy trinity of Xmen 97 glowups

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This dramatic bald guy again (I'm impatiently waiting for news from da4)

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That missing Trespasser epilogue slide we never got from Solas' pov

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One of my favorite banters <3

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[ID: A digital illustration of Orym from Critical Role. He's facing to the right, holding his sword in his right hand and raising his left hand to cast Hex. Dark vines grow around his right forearm, sword, armour, and they're appearing from his left hand which is surrounded by a dark blue glow. His eyes are entirely dark green apart from his pupils that glow a light green as he looks upwards, speaking an incantation. End description.]

Fey touched

(all these vines are gonna be the death of me)