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Pharaoh's Blog
All Hail me , Pharaoh of Egypt.
I LOVE pyramids. They were my idea you know.
Also I am worthy of a god.
I always get what I want.
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Why do you think a Pyramid is a good idea? why not just get burried in the ground or something?
Pyramids are an amazing idea , you get buried with all your gold what could possibly be better than that?
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Dear Diary..
Today has been a very , very bad day.
You know when I ask for something I WANT IT. AND I GET IT. but oh no..
This afternoon I had a meeting with my two trusted servants and funeral planners Abasi and Gysi they showed me their plans for my burial. I have to say I was not impressed.
They were suggesting a great Pharaoh like myself was to be buried in the DIRT with a tombstone in gold saying R.I.P Pharaoh. Ridiculous idea , considering I am a god in human form! No I wanted something much bigger and more fancy! So I showed them my plan.. Two and a half million stones piled on top of each other , forming a huge 4 sided shape.. which I’d call a pyramid 146 metres high and 230 metres wide , a mighty monument worthy of a God.
They seemed to pick out every flaw in my plan! Which made me very angry, although now they have agreed to do it , but really they do bore me.. I mean they were moaning about how to get the rocks on top of eachother?! They’re the planners and they’re the ones who need to think not me! I am the Pharaoh! all I ask is for what I want be done, and it to be done well..
Peace out
Pharaoh xx
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