december???? what next??? 2024?????
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so embarrassing that that man reduces me to a giggling blushing teenager by just being an image on my screen. I might as well just die
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And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and that fuck ass bob
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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
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why the fuck isn’t Tumblr girl blogger a career like it is on Instagram and tiktok I would literally be so happy and rich
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Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku
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dogs dont even know it used to be 2009
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"Bake for 10 - 12 minutes" is obviously code for "bake for exactly 11 minutes."
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sometimes I'll reblog a funny post I don't even relate to because. whatever. I'm a girl and I love having my screen brightness at 200% always but that's not gonna stop me reblogging a post like 'im a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness' because I am open and accepting of all of life's viewpoints by nature. do I make sense
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people with siblings: how do you feel about them?
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if our love is tragedy why are you my clarity…?
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Petting an animal's back like woah you got a spine in there good job fellow vertebrate
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have you heard they're putting an end to things.
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I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you
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