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BOIL!!! @whenindoubt-blamewaxer LOOK!!!! THE TOOKAS HAVE ORANGES ON THEIR HEADS!!! THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!

Orange you happy for these pictures?

Not as happy as @212th-chaos and @whenindoubt-blamewaxer were when I forwarded it to them.

#waxer rp #212th #waxer and his tooka

[212th-chaos]

Hi! ☺️🫂

Oh! Hello! Welcome!! How is your day?

#waxer rp #212th #note from the mun: #sorry for the late replys #been working a lot and most of my time has been moving so i haven't hopped on this account in a bit

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YOU HAVE MASSIFFS?!?! Oh I HAVE to meet them!!!!!

Also, you may or may not be dragged into a trooper cuddle puddle in front of the fireplace-

"This winter gear will keep you warm" They say... "it's not that cold" They say...

I AM FREEZING MY SHEBS OFF! WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO SEND US ON A MISSION ON A FROZEN MOON-

#waxer rp #212th

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@drafthorsemath

Is that a completely open invitation? Because I've got at least 7 troopers ready to take you up on that offer the moment we finish this mission.

"This winter gear will keep you warm" They say... "it's not that cold" They say...

I AM FREEZING MY SHEBS OFF! WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO SEND US ON A MISSION ON A FROZEN MOON-

#waxer rp #212th

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...I can't feel my toes. I don't even know if they're still attached or not-

"This winter gear will keep you warm" They say... "it's not that cold" They say...

I AM FREEZING MY SHEBS OFF! WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO SEND US ON A MISSION ON A FROZEN MOON-

#waxer rp #212th

[212th-chaos]

"This winter gear will keep you warm" They say... "it's not that cold" They say...

I AM FREEZING MY SHEBS OFF! WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO SEND US ON A MISSION ON A FROZEN MOON-

#someone owes me a hot chocolate #waxer rp #212th

[212th-chaos]

Send Tup to distract him. I've sent Wooley to distract Cody before, and it surprisingly worked. And I'm the one that he's sent to distract Boil if Wooley, and I accidentally kriff something up. Works 9 times out of 10

Stupidest things the 501st has done?

That is an extremely long list. I did overhear Rex telling Cody that Fives and Hardcase somehow managed to knock over a gun ship during an impromptu ship wide game of tag.

We are still trying to figure out how they managed that-

#waxer rp #fives rp #212th #501st #hardcase rp

[212th-chaos]

AND WAXER TOO

WE LOSE WAXER TOO

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

#waxer rp

[212th-chaos]

obi wan: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

obi wan, throwing water bottles: DRINK UP

boil: uh…

cody: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us

obi wan: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

waxer, crying: it's working

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Day 4 of @212thappreciation : Recreation

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Waxer & Boil ▸ The Clone Wars (2008-2020)

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212TH ONE-SHOT

@metalhusbands :one of the clones gets stuck in a vent - chaos insues

As you wish!!!!

(got the idea from @212th-chaos and @obiwanshusband tooka chaos)

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"What do you mean it's IN the vent?!?!" Cody practically yelled, throwing his arms up in exaggeration.

Waxer bowed his head, hiding his hands behind his back. "I didn't realize the vent cover was off so it sprinted towards it, I tried to grab it and it bit me and disappeared…"

Cody pinched the bridge of his nose as he let out a drawn-out sigh. "There's a tooka loose in the ven- wait did you say it bit you?"

Waxer shrugged, still hiding his hands. "It's not that bad, sir."

Cody gave him an unbelieving glare. "Nice try. Med bay. Now," He pointed down the hall. "I'll go find someone to help find the damned thing."

Waxer nodded, heading towards the medbay as Cody started towards the barracks.

As the Commander got closer, he could hear laughing and yelling coming from beyond the door to the barracks. He wasn't sure what he expected to see beyond the door but he definitely didn't expect what he did find.

"Commander!" Boil shot up from where he was crouched on the floor. Next to him, someone was sticking halfway out of a vent, their waist up hidden inside. Boil looked from Cody to whoever was in the vent, back to Cody.

Cody crossed his arms, trying his best to refrain from laughing. "What the hell happened?"

Around Boil, other troopers were failing to control their laughter. "Well, sir," Boil started, barely containing his own laughter, "Waxer lost a tooka in the vent and Wooley saw it and tried to grab it and well…" he motioned to the pair of legs, "he got stuck."

Cody couldn't stop the amused chuckle as Wooley started to kicked his legs.

"Will you stop karking laughing and get me the kriff out?!?" Wooley's muffled yell only caused the boys to keel over laughing once more.

"I'm assuming pulling him out didn't work, then?" Cody asked, leaning against the door frame.

"We tried," Longshot piped up. "But his squeaking as we tried to pull him out-" he fell into a fit of giggles.

"So what you're saying is you bunch of di'kuts were all laughing too hard to pull him out?" Cody asked, his amused smirk never leaving his face.

"No, yeah. That about sums it up sir," Trapper put in between wheeze.

Cody was more laughing at his troopers trying their best to say things in a professional manner all while doubled over wheezing than Wooley screaming profanities through the vent.

"So," Cody made his way over, lightly kicking Wooley's leg. "How bout you lot get him out of the vent so we can find the missing tooka before it bites someone else?"

"I like that plan!" Wooley called out, kicking his legs again, accidentally hitting Cody in the process.

Unfortunately for Wooley, that just sent them all laughing again. Crys, who hadn't said a word since Cody arrived, was now struggling to breath, curled into a ball on the floor.

"What the kriff did I miss?"

Cody turned to see Waxer now standing in the open doorway, a bandage wrapped neatly around his hand.

Cody leaned his back against the wall, sparing a glance at Wooley. "Seems your tooka caused a bit of chaos in your absence."

Waxer chuckled to himself before walking over to Wooley, grabbing his leg and yanking hard. Wooley slid free from the vent and Waxer landed on his ass, wincing as his bandaged hand hit the floor.

Wooley rolled onto his back, staring at the ceiling before getting up and launching himself at Boil who practically screamed. Wooley wrestled his vod to the floor. "This is for not getting me out, you karking di'kut!" He yelled as he put Boil in a headlock.

No one came to Boil's rescue and he squirmed to attempt to free himself.

Cody didn't move from his spot against the wall, content to watch the chaos unfold.

Wooley released Boil and latched himself to Longshot who started screaming at Crys to help him. Crys was of no help, still fighting to catch his breath.

Waxer stood up, stopping beside his Commander and his vode rolled around on the floor. "Should we-?"

"Nah," Cody interrupted. "They'll figure it out,"

Cody's attention was quickly drawn back to the vent as a soft meow was heard. Beside his foot the tabby tooka, also watching the chaos it had unknowingly caused.

"There's the little shit!" Wooley's voice called out.

"GET IT!"

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...because that is also a very long list, and Cody doesn't know about several of them yet, and we plan to keep it that way until enough time has passed that we can't get in trouble-

Stupidest things the 501st has done?

That is an extremely long list. I did overhear Rex telling Cody that Fives and Hardcase somehow managed to knock over a gun ship during an impromptu ship wide game of tag.

We are still trying to figure out how they managed that-

#waxer rp #fives rp #waxer #212th #501st #fives #arc trooper fives #lieutenant waxer #tcw waxer #tcw fives

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General Skywalker wasn't in the hanger. He was up on the bridge with Captain Rex when they got a very pissed off com from Dogma saying Fives and Hardcase kriffed up a LAAT.

The General did apparently have to step out of the hanger cause Rex was trying to reprimand them, and the General was laughing too hard-

Stupidest things the 501st has done?

That is an extremely long list. I did overhear Rex telling Cody that Fives and Hardcase somehow managed to knock over a gun ship during an impromptu ship wide game of tag.

We are still trying to figure out how they managed that-

#waxer rp

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Stupidest things the 501st has done?

That is an extremely long list. I did overhear Rex telling Cody that Fives and Hardcase somehow managed to knock over a gun ship during an impromptu ship wide game of tag.

We are still trying to figure out how they managed that-

#waxer rp #212th #501st

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To @notthestarwar who wanted to see Cody in this amazing whale sweater (with morse code and Fibonacci sequence).

[212th-chaos]

But did it work??👀

Rex: the 501st is one of the most elite legion. My troops are all well behaved and concentrated.

Cody: I saw Fives and Jesse lighting a cigarette with a flamethrower…

#waxer rp