You couldn't sleep at night. You'd toss and turn, never feeling comfortable. Until you took those pills and listened to those relaxation tapes from SluTech. Now you can sit motionless for hours, in a specific position that just feels soooo right, dreaming of something yummy. You may just be a brainwashed Pleasure Bot now, posing in mindless standby/sleep mode, but it's the most relaxed and happy you've ever been.