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guinea pig

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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black turtleneck guy: our company was founded on one simple principle—that God is a living creature and can be killed

shark tank guy: what’s the over-under on product parity?

catholic priest (watching this afterwards on a vtuber reaction video): *pauses, points at screen* that right there might be heretical

nematode worm: *caresses my brainstem*

nematode worm’s guardian angel: this one’s a thinker

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True and sincere answer to all of the people who ask, "I have just seen X animal, what does this mean?":

Rejoice, my friend, for this is a most auspicious sign! You have received one of the greatest blessings known to human kind: you live in a world full of creatures! Take comfort and enjoy this divine blessing.

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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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off to have hot gay sex with your mom once again

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Thank you for being so sweet about Chip! Unfortunately, your praise has rendered him too powerful, and now he’s real and has come to life.

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Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.

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A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer

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Ordinary freak fortress morning

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

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drew one of the memes in this person's post again

reblogs > likes

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friend server has changed our nicknames to various things you might find in a haunted house or whatnot so whenever one of us has a tough time it produces really good sentences such as “keep going you can do it creepy spider” and “terrifying shadow i hope you feel better soon” and “thank you sinister glow you’re always there for me”