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have you ever changed your hair style bc of a fictional character who’s hair you liked?

#yes i cut my hair short and dyed it white immediately after finishing nier automata

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Cute turtle at sanctuary.

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#perhaps the smallest guy science has ever discovered ....

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please elaborate in tags :)

#yeah but its like. one factor of many. it being queer but the rest of isnt interesting to me wont make me read it #equally a book not being at all queer wont put me off it #i read a lot of things yk

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so twitter shot me point-blank today

#will laurence #thats not a reach btw for those of u who havent read temeraire. this is exactly who he is #excdpt theres also a dragon

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around when I first started dating my boyfriend i bought myself this novelty blanket that looks like a photorealistic tortilla because I am SUCH A SUCKER for novelty shit. when he saw it in person for the first time his eyes lit up, which should have been a warning sign for the indignities to come.

so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep

he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.

every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.

He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.

then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”

you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.

#alecto the ninth predictions 🙏 #<- prev ur mind ....

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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

#my fiance and his boss are kind of like this

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

#yes and im not usamerican but it was in the usa #tbf im just assuming they were functional but i saw like 4 people walking around openly carrying in the week i spent in the us #including one guy who just had a pistol in the pocket of his joggers/sweatpants #that was in las vegas #no joke it was fucking terrifying to see #oh wait i have also seen guns in australia. every farmer out there has guns for shooting foxes and roos and ive seen them being fired #(at like a tree. just to show us)

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"The Kiss", a 12,000-year-old rock painting at Pedra Furada in Brazil

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― Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone, This Is How You Lose the Time War

[text ID: I love you. I love you. I love you. I'll write it in waves. In skies. In my heart. You'll never see, but you will know. I'll be all the poets, I'll kill them all and take each one's place in turn, and every time love's written in all the strands it will be to you.]

#THIS BOOK!!!!!

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Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.

For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.

-submit your poll!-

#3! 2 siblings is the perfect number of siblings to grow up with imo #but i doubt ill be able to afford 3 when the time comes around lol

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floating duck 🍑⁣

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emily battaglini

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Today is my birthday~ :D

It's a tough day for me because I've gotten sick the day before lol but it's a work day so I still have to perform life tasks helpp aa

If you could take a moment to share my art it would be a very kind gift so i'll feel supported at the end of the day :'з

#happy birthday op these are stunning #hollow knight

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A Vintage Colorful Family Home in the Swedish Countryside

#int

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Tim Wilson (American, b. 1970, Newport News, VA, USA, based Brooklyn, NY, USA) - Stairway VIII, 2023, Paintings: Oil on Paper on Linen Panel