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Hey guys, I know I straight up disappeared. I haven't forgotten this site or any of you. I was unfortunately one of the random horrible cases of covid. I jist got home yesterday since may. 💜

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why is it not more wellknown that women can have an actual literal disorder that not rarely makes them literally suicidal for up to 10 days every month before their period lmao like… teach this in class? it’s not a joke?

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“In case you kneaded something to brighten up your day”

(via)

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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scream she might be wise beyond her years

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Stolen from multiple people (most were reports and don't show names from private accts...don't @me about it please.

I'm sorry, but what?! ASHTON....EXPLAIN

LUKE.....WHAT?!! GAH!!! 😛😳🥰

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Bitches be turning into a blushing puddle as soon as you call them any pet name. It's me I'm bitches

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according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

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5-seconds-of-fuck-me-bitch. 5-seconds-bitch-fuck-me-please. 🤣😜

replace one word of your url with bitch

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Dormant Predators

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Questions about me:

1. What's your name? Most people call me Mar. Or Omen. (Omen is my middle name. Yes, really.)

2. Where were you born? Italy.

3. Where do you live? Pennsylvania in the states.

4. How many languages do you know? I can understand 13. I Speak 9 fluently. Can read about 8. Write about 4.

5. How old are you? ....old enough to know better. ;) early 30s. *cries* I don't wanna grow up anymore.

6. Were you a prep or geek in HS? .... I was an outcast/ emo punk type that got along with everyone. I ate lunch with the popular jock/cheerleaders. Hung out with band geeks. I was a rifle captain (like a flag or majorette leader). Best friend was a stoner. Dressed like a goth.. listened to punk/emo and basically stayed away from people, but I was always nice to everyone....So....I was liked everywhere I guess.

7. Favorite band(s): too many to list! 5sos, 1D and all 5 separately. Halsey. Billie eilish. A7x. Metallica. Nirvana. Marilyn Manson. Bfmv. Bvb. Mcr. Bsb. Garth brooks.... anything and everything but New rap. Old rap like snoop and tupac are life. New shit....not so much.

8. Favorite drink: anything vanilla flavored. Coke vanilla. Vanilla tea (chai)...etc.

9. Career?: which one? I'm a part time paramedic. Part time lab technologist (think Abby in NCIS but way less cool). And I'm also a rural carrier full-time for usps. And I do cleaning industrial factories a few times a month. (Like banks, steel factories...etc. just sanitizing floors, trash. Wiping windows...etc)

10. Favoice holiday: Halloween.

11. What do you drive/dream vehicle: I own an impala 1994. A 2010rhd jeep wrangler for my postal job (steering wheel is on the right of vehicle, not left), also a kia sportage 2005, and a 2015 kawasaki crotch rocket.

12. Dream job? Concert goer? Is that a career? Can I just listen to music all day?

13. Funniest word you know: popty. It's the real word for a microwave is Welsh. (Some say potty ping but thats more of a joke. )

14. Favorite animal: wolf.

15 Pets? -Part wolf/husky/Shepard named WhiskeyRae. She's gigantic. 160+lbs (11.5 stone) -fish tank of random fish/sharks. - silver/black cat named Wranger.

16. Star sign: um... Pisces? Is that what star sign is? Astrological sign? I don't know the rising/waning stuff. Don't have a clue how to find that out.

17. Favorite food: Chinese. My go-to order is broccoli and shrimp with white rice and ginger sauce ( its the ginger dumpling sauce) . It's sooo good, and healthy too.

18. Tattoos/piercings: 13 tats. 17 piercings. (7 each ear, nose, lip, tongue.)

19. Night owl or early bird? Night owl.

20. Single or taken? Single pringle.

21. Meaning of life? ...42.

22. Marvel or DC? Ooph... damn. Gotta go with marvel.

23. Describe yourself: yikes. Black hair. Hazel eyes. Chunky chick. Rarely wear makeup. Always tired. Resting bitch face. Always half asleep/spacing out.

24. "I wish I was...": ....a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, wish I had.... oops, sorry. Did I just show my age? ;)

25. People who I think will do this: probably no one? Idek who tagged me in this. Random-ass questions. Lol.

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I DO (PART 3)

Ashton--

"You have GOT to be fuckin kidding me!"

Rae used her pinky finger to tip down her sunglasses, staring a hole through her best friend. "Its just one really, really small favor," she murmured. "Besides, I thought you liked Ash?"

I groaned, hitting the back of my head against the car seat. "I never agreed to this, ya know!"

Rae chuckled with amusement, pushing her sunglasses back up her nose while the light turned green.

"You agreed to marry him, didn't you? Pretty sure that was at least a ten minute discussion on your part. Now you decide you can't go through with it?"

I pinched the bridge of my nose while letting out a sharp breath. " Marriage would be one thing, but this.....I never, ever, would have agreed to this."

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40 minutes later and Rae was sitting on a couch, sipping some weird concoction of peaches, mango, lettuce, and other weirdly healthy vegetables mixed together in a blender.

I, however, was pacing back and forth in a wedding gown, veil trailing behind me like a pale ghostly shadow.

"Don't make me do this", I whined.

Rae grinned. "I offered to do it, but when the two other girls got sick, and Mikey's girl couldn't fly in...it would have been silly using 2 girls instead of 4. So now you get to do it all. Be happy! Millions of girls would kill to be in your position."

I clenched my teeth together to stop the word vomit from spewing out. Just because I was scared, doesn't mean I should hate on Rae. Right?

"I don't like cameras. I hate pictures of myself. Why would you tell them it was okay to do this with me again?"

Before Rae could answer, the door flew open. A guy wearing a gigantic headset flashed Rae the biggest, tooth-filled grin ever before flashing a clipboard at me. "Your up, doll. Your with Calum first."

My eyes went wide. "I changed my mind. I can't-..."

The guy laughed, moving to the side as Ashron strolled into the room. He nodded to the guy, and without a word, the guy backed up, shutting the door.

"We can all hear you out there, you know," he mused out loud. "Figured I should come in before you said something horrible and hurt our feeling."

I must have looked like a deer in headlights. My entire body froze, muscle by muscle. "Ashton, I really don't wanna do this."

He smirked. "You don't wanna marry me anymore?"

I swallowed. Hard. "Your asking me to marry all 4 of you. On camera. For everyone to see."

His eyes traveled down, taking in my face, neck, shoulders....

Once he reached my legs, his eyes darted back to my face. "Just be happy its only a video shoot and not for real."

That make me smile. Honest! I let out a shaky laugh. "Yeah, cause any of you would want to marry me for real after knowing me less than a day. Right, Irwin. "

His eyes did a quick travel up and down again, a lazy smirk forming on his lips. "Don't tempt me. Now, you ready to do this? Just forget everyone in the room but us, okay? Only the 5 of us hanging out, acting silly. Right? You can do this."

He waited a heartbeat or three, then frowned. "This really bothers you, doesn't it?"

I nodded slowly.

Ashton frowned, finally walking over to me. I wasn't expecting him to wrap his arms around me in a tight bear hug tho.

I closed my eyes, sinking into the warmth of his body pressed tightly to mine. His chin resting on top of my head, fingers running up and down my back soothingly.

"If you really don't want to do this, we can wait a few days until the girls get better. No one is going to be mad at you. "

I took a shaky breath, talking myself into something stupid. As usual. "I can do this. I know the video is on a time schedule. And fuck knows the fans will freak out if the video gets delayed."

He pulled back from me, arms grasping my shoulders as his frown deepened. "Don't do this because you feel oblogate to. There isn't a single one of us that would be pissed at you for not wanting to do a stupid music video with us. Fuck what the fans think. We'll say it was a technical error or something. No one even knows about you."

I bit my lip, glancing down at the coffee table to my right. " Yeah, about that...." I trailed off.

Ashton shot me a confused look before releasing my shoulders, glancing at Rae before picking up the magazine that was thrown on the table.

-breaking news- looks like the boys from 5sos are all interested in the same women. Details inside!-

He scowled, flipping through the pages until he came to the article. 27 or so pictures were taken with a crappy camera phone, showing Rae, myself, and the 4 guys at the coffee shop, laughing and talking. Some pictures had Michael dropping his arm over my shoulder. Another with Luke kissing my cheek. A few with my head on Ashtons shoulder as we looked at something...a menu maybe?

The pictures of Rae and the boys all looked similar.

"This really isn't anything new," he groaned out. "Every time we hang out with someone, there ends up being some type of scandal that we are dating them. Guy. Girl. Mannequin..." he trailed off. "Is this why your freaking out?"

I nodded. "I don't want my face being everywhere, Ash. Not when most of it is going to rip me apart for not being perfect enough."

I let out a shaky breath, not realizing how true it was until I said it out loud. Confidence...where have you gone?

"Rae, can you give us a moment?"

"Sure!"

I blinked, looking up in time to see Rae run out of the room. Ashton tossed the magazine over his shoulder, letting it land in a crumpled heap behind him.

Two large strides forward, and his hands grapsed my upper arms, pushing me back against the wall.

His lips met mine, teeth immediately tugging at my lower lip, begging for entrance.

I didn't have tume to think. Or breath. Or...anything. as fast as the kiss happened....it was over.

He pulled back from me, eyes cast down to look at my lips. "You. Are. Fucking. Perfect," he rasped out. "Don't let anyone say different. Don't let anyone get into your mind like that. "

I blinked stupidly. He was talking. I know he was talking because his lips were moving. Words were coming out. Why were words coming out?

"Are you listening to me? Do you hear anything I'm saying right now?"

"Of course," I answered. "Something about...something," I trailed off.

Gah! Brain...focus! Stop staring at his mouth!

A wide grin broke across his face, his eyes sparkling with suppressed laughter.

"You want me to kiss you again?"

"Fuck yes."

He smirked, trailed one hand up to my neck, fingers digging into the back of my hair and tugging me closer. His thumb brushed against my jaw before pressing his mouth back to mine.

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#AshtonVibes #daddyvibes

If you want to be tagged in future posts/stories...drop a comment or PM me.

Also...I need names. I need girlfriends for the guys (not Ashton. Thats just y/n. I'm trying to do it without a name for her so everyone can enjoy in your own heads. :) )

If you have questions, concerns, comments....wanna know anything specific about me..... want me to write a 1shot or have ideas for me.... FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE!! I don't bite. ....hard. ;)

Part 4 coming up ...probably later tonight.

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I was tagged in this by multiple people.

As for questions about my part 2 to Ashton story... it will be up this week. Promise. :)

I have 2 "essential" jobs that are kicking my ass atm and have no time to write. I do have about 40 drafts started. ���

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Ooof. I've just died.

NICE

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Truth. I grew up in Italy and now live in the US. I still tend to call sprite, lemonade.

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

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Why is he so damn perfect?! 💚

Niall singing San Diego Song by The Coronas on his insta live