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Uh... yeah, exactly! no orders, no problem...haha.. ‘sides i mean.. why fight after its all over right?

im uh, Swerve. By the way.

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Whoa!!! Uh, Hey Deceptidude

[raises hands] no need for alarm i am Completely Harmless sopleasedonthurtme

#see? we can be.. friendly <8^ )

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!!!!!!!

Whoa!!! Uh, Hey Deceptidude

[raises hands] no need for alarm i am Completely Harmless sopleasedonthurtme

@5werves Woah!! Cybertronian!!

Woah… Autobot.

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there’s a robot on the lawn?

#IM CRYING...

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hmmmmm. This Is True... Ive heard that professors can be a pretty difficult bunch to handle

on second thought how about i cancel my order and uh. try to fix this grass instead

rolls up to the wttpyls drive thru yes hello can i get a

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shit i thought this was the wttpyls drive thru i fucked up

nano please just this once

rolls up to the wttpyls drive thru yes hello can i get a

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honestly when majority of your food glows nothing else really compares

HOWEVER if your human food is glowing, its probably radioactive and you should probably call someone to get that disposed of. like.. now, probably

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looks like people are arguing over which disgusting human beverage is the best

i raise you this: literally none of those

#TBQH #as a bartender i can confirm #but i mean as a human they taste alright i guess

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rolls up to the wttpyls drive thru yes hello can i get a

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WOW! me TOO! what a coincidence! i mean.. i only really know stuff from movies but.... yknow. im not exactly human either so its not like its that relevant to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

that i did indeed! does that mean youre familiar with The Arts

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that i did indeed! does that mean youre familiar with The Arts

wow a real zombie apocalypse, just like in my japanese animes

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wow a real zombie apocalypse, just like in my japanese animes

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here comes another wttpyls earthquake ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

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i cant believe that every single person on this planet is 

[whispers] gay

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good morning hawaii!

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its night time, ive got my... shirt??? on and im ready to fuckin party

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caserer:

5werves:

caserer:

5werves:

its holo time!

[womp womp womp now hes small and squish]

wheres caesar

Wait is that

swerve ?

[winks & poses]

bingo! bet you didnt know i could do THIS huh?

No i ?? really didn’t

but that makes sharing a small space considerably easier

wellllllll SURPRISE! my real body’s still somewhere else this is just like.. a solid hologram basically.

but yeah being the Usual Size isnt really all that fun on small planets so this comes in handy.

#hmmmm #i kinda want to check out the lights and nightlife later but #its still day time now so thatll have to wait. #the beach sounds like a good idea

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caserer:

5werves:

its holo time!

[womp womp womp now hes small and squish]

wheres caesar

Wait is that

swerve ?

[winks & poses]

bingo! bet you didnt know i could do THIS huh?

#you think so? me too!