64bitantagonist
halloween good
thinking about how you can tell someone has never used a vaccum before based on if they wrap the cord around the neck of the vacuum. absolutely insane pulling a vacuum out of the closet and someone just wrapped the cord around the neck. it's never put away that way so they had to unravel it from how it normally is and then do it the long way which takes way more time and think "this is right"
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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You know, the solar eclipse is bringing out something in humanity that I always love to see. Humans making a big deal out of something we can't change, celebrating and laying picknicks out to see a giant rock pass in front of our light source, passing around special glasses so we can all observe the sky being different for a few hours together...
The cuteness of it all, the child-like wonder of it all, the feeling so small of it all...
The world isn't perfect but humans try their best to enjoy what we can when we can.
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Remember when 10 year old girls used to wear happy bunny t shirts that just said shit like “I’m going to skin you alive”
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I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)
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dont kill urself until u try adderall and/or transitioning 👍
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I know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with, but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones.
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If I was Orpheus I wouldn't have looked back at Eurydice. I would have looked down at the ground to maximize the framerate, and then repeatedly run into Cerberus' second head to perform the Cerberus Skip and warp up to the entrance of Hades. I've done this five times and last time I did manage to shave three and a half seconds off my personal best thanks to favorable Cerberus cycle RNG. I honestly don't get why that dweeb Orpheus could not do this, or even a simple Sisyphus Glide
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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!
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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
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in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs
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the command line feels so personal... like how some people say when they pray they're talking directly to god but instead I'm talking directly to the computer
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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back
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