i watch house md for the plot
the plot in question:
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Hot Damn Darling, this breakfast is Delicious! theyre gonna have to jerk me off like a prize winning stallion so i can calm down enough for to go to work and do Business!
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I want to get my fingers in him like he's a chinese finger trap
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鈥淗umans are huge sluts for aliens" factoid actually just statistical error. average human prefers other humans. Starfleet officers are outliers and should not have been counted
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Why even bother having big muscles if you're not gonna be fat and gay too . Don't boo me I'm right
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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.
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tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
1.07 | The Thing Lay Still
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We ask your questions so you don鈥檛 have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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