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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#2 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

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I like art that depicts women not posing seductively or gracefully but simply existing as human beings.

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Not sure if anyone else got this too but......

Tumblr has officially Complimented PM publicly!!!

Congratulations!!!!!

#pmseymourva

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Toast with Jalapeno cheese omelette and a cup of tea

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Hey everyone, what did you make for dinner today? Send pics :) must be ur own!

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hello dark mode users :)

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Christmas Specials 2017-2019 missing scenes - part 1/3 Tianshan, post ch. 224 (AO3)

“Lubricated… super thin 0.01…?!” Mo Guan Shan raged, incredulous. “Don’t fucking joke, this’ll rip as soon as we snap it on!”

“Don’t knock it until you try it, babe, it’s a new brand. They say it’s pretty resistant.”

That struck a nerve, somehow. “Who’s they.”

The wind picked up speed, blowing snowflakes at them.

“The pharmacy clerks, who else?” He Tian drawled, entirely too cheerful. "When did you even start smoking?"

Seething, Mo Guan Shan mused that He Tian’s self-satisfied expression deserved a swift taking down. "It's got nothing to do with you, give it back."

"On the contrary, I think it has everything to do with me. Doesn't it?"

"Must be tough, having a head that big," Guan Shan sneered, flipping him the middle finger. It got caught by He Tian, who gave it a squeeze and brought Guan Shan’s hand up for closer inspection.

"Three cuts," He Tian concluded after eyeing his latest band-aid collection, "and a nasty burn. Not your worst effort." Reverently he pressed his chapped lips to Guan Shan's bruised skin. Completely useless to his healing but the gesture was appreciated, he supposed, getting stuffy under the collar.

Guan Shan stole his cigarette back and eyed it with disdain, scrubbing around the filter with his shirt, and then took it between his lips again. This time he didn’t rush or fall into a coughing fit.

Helplessly, it seemed, He Tian sniggered at him. “You’ll kiss dirty and do much worse with me and yet you’re worried about my cigarette cooties?”

“This is this and that is that. And watch your mouth, we’re outside my workplace.”

“Are you on your break?”

“I’m done for the day.” He took a final drag before surrendering the remaining half to He Tian.

“That’s good to know~”

That silly voice was never a good omen. Guan Shan’s radar was tingling, which meant He Tian was about to pull some shitty move out of his ass and―

The yell he let out was undignified. Mo Guan Shan shot up from leaning against the rail, feeling the handful of snow sliding down from his nape all the way down his back. He trashed, desperately pulling at the hem of his shirt to shake it off and not let it slip into his jeans.

“Sonovabitch…” Guan Shan’s lip curled, teeth showing up in a snarl. “How dare you…?!”

“It’s because you’re being so frosty to me,” He Tian said happily, not sorry in the least. “Now, where’s my welcome back kiss~?”

“Ah, that so?” Repeating on loop inside his own head to take it easy and keep it cool, Guan Shan tucked his shirt back. “That all you want? You should’ve just said so. At least close your eyes, it’s fucking embarrassing.”

As soon as He Tian did as told and before he could begin to have second thoughts on Guan Shan’s too-easy-won obedience ― evidence of exactly how exhausted the trip back home had left him ― Guan Shan ducked. He efficiently produced a tight snowball and lobbed it right at that smug leering mouth. Recoiling, He Tian stumbled slightly before trapping him with his menacing look.

Gulping but standing his ground, Guan Shan raised his chin in defiance. “How’s that? Just as you dreamed?”

“So little Mo wants to play,” He Tian said ominously and began to untie his scarf.

Oh shit. “Now hold on a sec―!”

He didn’t have a second. He didn’t even have a wink. Mo Guan Shan gurgled ― a low bubbling throaty thing ― as he was tackled to the ground. Landing on top of a significantly high snowbank, their combined weight made them dive and become buried in it. Immediately, the freezing fluff surrounding them made their body temperatures drop.

Snow was not as glamorous as movies made it seem. It wasn’t soft and it wasn’t cute. It was just a blob of concentrated water, wet and frozen solid, malleable enough to become a major pain in the ass. Sure, it was nice to look at, even pretty, but it was a fucking menace all around. Like the bastard currently on top of him.

“You better start saying your prayers,” he threatened, still out of breath.

“I wouldn't leave such a handsome widower behind, you’d stop mourning and replace me in a year.”

“Who said I’d even mourn you, you fuck. Now get the hell off me.”

He Tian did, eventually. First he shuffled until he could take a guess at where Guan Shan’s face was and took his shot. He nibbled at Guan Shan’s cheek lightly in reprimand, then he pecked that same spot.

“I’m home,” he said, more to convince himself than anything else.

Taking advantage of their hiding nook Guan Shan let himself be put at ease as well and leaned up, skimming He Tian’s mouth with his own. “Yeah,” he said, gruff. “You did good.”

With a bit of gymnastics they managed to shuffle their way out, if ungracefully. They left an ugly indentation behind, deep and wonky. No one would take a look at it and liken it to a snow angel, that was for sure.

“You’re all drenched now,” he told He Tian, harping on at him. Then Guan Shan patted him down, freeing He Tian of any cluttering white splotches before preparing to yank his own jacket on, pushing his arms through the sleeves. “Sissy like you will catch his death with something as small as this.”

“Now, little Mo,” He Tian mocked, patronizing. “That would be very silly of me.”

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They're just vegetables but............

I can feel that potatoes pain (╥﹏╥)

That look of tearful betrayal !!!!

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Shounen Way of Life

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That moment when even Tumblr tries and get everyone to have a healthy sleep cycle.

Even for one Night 🌆🌃🌌

Off to dreamland — and tell’em Tumblr sent you!

Today is World Sleep Day and we’re going all out for this celebration!

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