permit office is closed today. i surely wonder why.
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Grian: God, you’re SO clingy
Scar: YOU came into MY bed?!
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i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions
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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!
me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???
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where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop
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so like. ey
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professional zookeeping
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